The corny joke thread

[Beakerfan]

Aren't they great?

 

[D'Snowth]

Not really.

So does anyone want to take a guess at what the duck had in his mouth?

 

[Beakerfan]

the cigar!

 

[D'Snowth]

Nope.

 

[travellingpat]

The Bill?

 

[D'Snowth]

Nope.

 

[Beakerfan]

A parachute?

 

[D'Snowth]

Nope again.

Anybody else want to guess, or shall I go ahead and tell you all what the duck had in his mouth?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I would have thought the duck was smoking the cigar myself.

I honestly cannot even begin to imagine.....

Oh unless it was the brick that was thrown up into the air from the previous little story.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Well Snowthy ol'pal.

I'm dying to know whether I've guessed right or not