The corny joke thread

[Sgt Floyd]

well I never heard that one. I personally think all the Chuck Norris Memes are dumb, but as for him...*shrugs* I'm indifferent

 

[Vincent L]

I don't even know who Chuck Norris is.
Maybe it's the jokes that's weird, instead of Chuck Norris.

 

[Bannanasketch]

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

 

[Vincent L]

Why was a war started when a waiter dropped a tray of food?

China broke, Turkey fell, and Greece was all over the floor.

 

[MuppetSpot]

whats a ghost favorite lunch
booloney

 

[Mary Louise]

What did Bert say when he wanted to order oatmeal?

“Please, porridge, hot!”

 

[snichols1973]

Chuck Norris, star of Walker, Texas Ranger, who also practices Tang Soo Do,
Tae Kwon Do, and Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, was invited to be the master of ceremonies at the grand opening of a new museum dedicated to memorabilia, paintings, statues, etc., paying tribute to real and fictitious Western law enforcement figures such as Wyatt Earp, Matt Dillon, famous sheriffs, etc.


When the opening ceremony began, Chuck Norris said: "Ladies and gentlemen,
it gives me great pleasure to cut the ribbon and officially open the Marshalls' Art Gallery
to the public."

 

[snichols1973]

What does a cat take for indigestion?

Meow-ka Seltzer!

 

[snichols1973]

What do you get if you breed a Pit Bull and a Rottweiler?

A rabies vaccination shot!

 

[snichols1973]

Why does Popeye the Sailor's pipe go "Toot, toot" at the end of each cartoon?

































It's a side effect from the spinach.