The corny joke thread

[lady piggy]

What did the ocean say to the river
Nothing it just waved

 

[snichols1973]

: Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like taking a "wocka-wocka" to the other side!

 

[snichols1973]

A drummer and a Bass player get into a cab. Who is the musican?




















The Cab Driver!

: I don't get it.....
: That joke was as pointless as a broken pencil!

 

[snichols1973]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Catch.

Catch who?

Gesundheit!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Two men walk into a bar...you think one of them would've seen it.

 

[Teheheman]

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was IN-TENTS!!

Daniel

 

[D'Snowth]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office and says, "Nobody listens to me!", and the psychiatrist said, "Next!"

 

[lady piggy]

I’m a hard act to follow, because when I’m done, I take the microphone with me. Lol

 

[Oscarfan]

A really great one I heard tonight:

Why do ghosts like elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Why did two chickens cross the road?

They were part of a three-legged-race.