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What did the ocean say to the river
Nothing it just waved
 
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office and says, "Nobody listens to me!", and the psychiatrist said, "Next!"
 
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Why did two chickens cross the road?

They were part of a three-legged-race.
 
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