The corny joke thread

[Misskermie]

What's green, and smells like bacon?



Kermit's lips. XD

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Happy Star Wars Day!

May the Forth be with you!

 

[Vincent L]

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three.
One to hold the lightbulb, and two to turn the ladder.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He holds the bulb in place and the world revolves around him.

 

[D'Snowth]

I was at the chiropractor today, and this old lady who goes everyweek as well shed some insight with us...

Everyone in the fitness room got onto the subject of birthdays, and the old lady asked us all how many birthdays the average person has; we all gave out our guesses, like 72, 74, 77, I guessed 79, so she told us, "The average person has only one birthday, all the others are just reminders."

 

[Vincent L]

What's green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit's lips. XD

: "Bacon?! HAI-YA!"

 

[Vincent L]

I'm not American, so can someone explain why blondes are stupid and Chuck Norris is dumb?
(or I won't want to know the answer...)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Er...where did you get we think Chuck Norris is dumb? He's become a meme about how great he is :/

 

[D'Snowth]

The idea that blondes are dumb has some kind of deep, hidden socialogical explanation...

Apparently, it has something to do with the more attraction something or someone has, the less intelligence they have, and at some point in time, blondes were considered the ultimate beauties, so therefore, I guess that would also ensue that they're also the biggest dummies.

 

[Vincent L]

Sgt Floyd: don't know, I just do.
D'Snowth: that seems plausible.