The corny joke thread

[Beakerfan]

Heehee!

Why did the tomatoe blush?


















































































Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

One time-


I told a corny joke.

 

[MuppetsRule]

Dr. Bob would be proud of this thread.

Heck, who am I kidding. All the Muppets would be proud of this thread.

Except of course, and

And maybe

 

[Ilikemuppets]

"You're all a bunch of Weridos'!"

 

[MartyMuppets]

During the great flood when God judged the world for it's wickedness in His sight Noah suddenly noticed the Ark was beginning to sink. When he pointed it out to Mrs.Noah she cried "I told you it was a silly idea to bring along a pair of termites as well."

 

[D'Snowth]

Here's a funny story our Christian counselor told my parents at one of their sessions...

One night, Satan decided to rise to the Earth to stir up some trouble; he found his way over to a nearby church that was in the middle of the Sunday night sermon. He bursts in and starts walking up and down the altar scaring people and chasing them off, he even managed to drive the pastor away once he made up front; he then turns around and sees one man still sitting in the altar, so he walks up to him and tries to scare him but the man didn't move, nor did he seemed to give a care. A confused Satan then said to the man "why aren't you scared? Don't you know who I am?" The man then replied "of course I do, I've been married to your sister for fifteen years!"

 

[MartyMuppets]

Hey I can tell everybody who reads this thread exactly what they shall get on their next birthdays.
They shall all get:














































































ONE ENTIRE YEAR OLDER!!!!!!!

 

[Katzi428]

A mother cat & her 3 kittens were walking down the street when they approach a dog.So the dog starts barking at them.The mother cat barks back.The dog gets wide eyed and runs away. The mother cat then turns to the kittens and says,"See,children?It pays to know a second language."

 

[MartyMuppets]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Superman
Superman who?
Are you stupid? Don't you know Superman only has one name?

 

[D'Snowth]

This thread is so corny...

HOW CORNY IS IT?

This thread is so corny, I think the corn industry just went out of business!

BOO! HISS! YOU SUCK!