Episode One... "Smokin'"
JEANETTE: Hey sis, whacha smokin'
ELEANOR: What's it look like? I'm smokin' pot!
*Laugh track*
BRITTANY: *Walks in* Big deal, I'M smokin' HOT! *Laugh track* Even Alvin said so himself.
JEANETTE: Yeah, but Alvin was STONED when he said that...
*Laugh track*
BRITTANY: Well, I couldn't get him to say it when he was SOBER!
*Laugh track*
MISS MILLER: *Calling from downstairs* GIRLS? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
BRITTANY: Look out, its the Wicked Witch of West Los Angeles!
*Laugh track*
This has (not really) been a Sid and Marty Krofft Production.