The Banter Thread

[Lola p]

Farmer: HEY! GET OUTA MY FIELD! *starts to shoot*
Me: LETS GO!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know, now that I think about it, I wonder what human blood does taste like...

Can't be any worse than werewolf blood...

 

[Lola p]

you wanna try it? *Points to farmer*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*eye twitch*

You are a bad influence, you know that?

*sends energy blast at farmer to knock him unconscious*

Do I really want to do this?

*flies over to farmer...bites*

 

[Lola p]

Farmer: AH! GEt off.... wow... i feelll... umpf! *Falls limp in sarges arms*

 

[Lola p]

uh, sarge.... are you in a bloodlust? Are you ok?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets strange...satisfied look on face*

 

[Lola p]

uh, sarge... I need you to step away from the farmer....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flattens ears to head*

 

[Lola p]

*Blasts sarge so i can get to the farmer, i heal him*

Sir, get to your house now.

*He nods and runs off*