The Banter Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes full demon and takes off*

 

[Lola p]

Oh, no... *Goes wolf and chases after Sarge*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sees lola and flies faster towards a field of cows*

*lands* Ok, cow...you won't feel a thing...

*bites cow*

 

[Lola p]

Oh, well that wasnt so bad, as long as no humans are involved.

Cow: Help Me!

Ohmigosh! that cow can talk!

*Sends a energy blast at sarge*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

AAAUUUGGHHH!

*turns around and glares at lola*

 

[Lola p]

Wow, if looks could kill... If you wanna fight, then lets fight.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

The cow will be fine. They always scream for help. I can't make them into weird vampire cows or anything. Besides, my saliva has natural numbing agents that make it painless, and heals the cow rather quickly.

Seriously, I don't want to fight you.

 

[Lola p]

oh, ok. well, you are good on blood, right?

 

[Lola p]

*slips in grass, cuts hand on a thorn* oh, crap....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

See, this is why I never mentioned I was a vampire bat. I hate this stupid stereotype that vampire bats drink human blood, or are vampires or whatever. No, we prefer cow blood.

I've never had human blood, so I don't know how I would respond to it