The Banter Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

Hubert! What on earth just happened? Can you teleport us to her apartment? Why is my head pounding? Why...uh oh...

*vomits in bush again*

 

[Lola p]

*body shakes violently*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh great, Hubert, you are no help. Lets see if I have enough strength to fly...

*flies to Lola's apartment*

*sees her body*

Oh god, lola, LOLA? What do I do, what do I do?

Uh...uh...thats it, I'm entering your body...

can you hear me? I can hear your thoughts...say something!

 

[Hubert]

I'm coming, I'm coming!

*uses this "lunar manipulation" to fly up to Lola's apartment*

Sarge! Get out of her body this instant!

 

[Lola p]

*sarge.... Is that you?... Why do.... My teeth hurt.....?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*exits her body*

Shes not responding...use your lunar healing thingy! Quick!

Edit: wait...she said something about her teeth?

 

[Hubert]

I'm trying! I don't know how this stuff works...I'm new to this

*begins trying to heal her*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lola, did I bite you? If you can hear me, relax, you are not going to turn into a vampire, or demon, or anything!

 

[Lola p]

*my teeth hurt.....*

 

[Hubert]

Am I doing anything at all? I can't tell...