Chapter thirty-five
The next evening found Kermit and Robin at the train station surrounded by their friends. Robin was comfortably seated in Sweetums’ hand, and Fozzie was hugging Kermit a little too tight.
“Fozzie?” Kermit said. “I need to breathe.”
“Oh! Sorry,” Fozzie said as he released his friend.
Kermit took a deep breath. “Whoo! That’s better,” he said.
“Kermit, are you
sure you can’t come back with us yet?” Gonzo asked.
“We’ll be back soon, guys,” Kermit said. “But Mom’s just getting back to the swamp tonight. I’d like to stay a little bit longer. Just until she’s settled back in, you know?”
“That’s alright, Kermit,” Rowlf said as he pat the frog’s shoulder. “Just come back as soon as you can.”
“I will,” Kermit said.
“Yeah, and Boss?” Scooter said. “Don’t worry about the show at all. We’ve got it under control.”
“At least we did when we left yesterday morning,” Clifford said.
“Si but jou don’t wanna know what dat band might’ve done about dat, hokay,” Pepe said.
Kermit shook his head. “Nothing we can’t handle, I’m sure,” he said. “But hey, you guys should get going. Your train should be leaving any minute.” They started gathering their luggage, and Sweetums set Robin down.
“Wait!” Miss Piggy said. She stepped forward, wrapped her arms around Kermit, and kissed his cheek. “Oh Kermie,” she said, “Moi will miss vous so much!”
Kermit cleared his throat. “I uh, I’ll miss you too, Piggy,” he said. “But I’ll be back soon. Trust me, I’ll be at the theater again before you know it.”
“Oh Kermie,” she sighed, “It will be like an eternity!”
“Well, uh, that may be, Piggy,” Kermit said. “But you
don’t have an eternity before the train leaves, and-“
“Oh! Right!” Miss Piggy said. She dropped another kiss on his cheek. “Bye Kermie!” She grabbed both of her suitcases and dashed towards the train.
The others chuckled as they lifted their suitcases and started to walk towards the train.
“Yeah, see ya, Kerm,” Clifford said.
“Later, Cliff,” Kermit said.
“Adios, hokay!” Pepe said.
“Bye Boss! Bye Robin!” Scooter said.
“See ya!” Gonzo called.
“See ya, Little Buddy,” Sweetums said. “Bye Kermit!”
“Bye Sweetums!” Robin said.
Fozzie put a hand on Kermit’s shoulder. “I’m glad your mom’s okay, Kermit.”
“Me too, Fozzie,” Kermit said.
“I’ll see ya!” Fozzie said as he joined the others.
“See ya, guys!” Kermit called as he waved after them.
“Bye everybody!” Robin called, hopping in the air as he waved.
After a moment, their friends poked their heads out of the windows as the train started to pull away. Kermit counted them off as they passed. “Piggy, Fozzie, Scooter, Rowlf, Clifford, Pepe, Sweetums... Hey wait a minute, where’s Gonzo?”
The train picked up speed and the last car passed, with Gonzo latched onto the railing, flying behind.
“THIS IS SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOL!” the weirdo shouted as the train whipped him out of the station.
Kermit scrunched up his face. “Sheesh.” He reached down and held his nephew’s hand. “Come on, Robin,” he said.
“Okay, Uncle Kermit,” Robin said. He stayed at his uncle’s side as he hopped out of the station.
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Over a hundred frogs paraded out the hospital doors, laughing as they hopped into the back of a red pick-up truck.
The elderly lady frog held her husband’s hand as she settled in. “You know,” she said in her forever-gentle voice, “We need to celebrate. I think we should have a dance this evening.” The other frogs cheered. She turned to her son. “Kermit, you’ll play your banjo for us?”
“Of course, Mom!” Kermit said, “I’d be happy to.”
“Oh boy!” Robin said. “We’re gonna have a dance!”
“We are?” a very small frog said. “But I don’t know how to dance.”
“Don’t know how to dance?!?” Robin repeated.
“You don’t know how to dance?” Kermit asked. He turned to his parents. “Mom, Dad, what has this family been doing that Josh doesn’t know how to dance?” He turned back to his nephews. “Why Josh, that’s impossible! Of course you know how to dance, you just don’t know you do. I’ll show you, as soon as we get to the swamp.”
“Thanks, Uncle Kermit,” Josh said.
“I’ll help,” Robin said. “Dancing’s a lot of fun, Josh. You’ll love it!”
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Later that night, Kermit sat with his banjo, as usual. But now he sat across the pond from his favorite log. Instead of hiding in every corner of the swamp, everyone had congregated in this clearing. A few frogs were sitting on the logs that sprinkled the edges of the clearing, but most everyone was dancing up a storm. Kermit played lively songs that he almost never played in the evenings. A few of his brothers sat with him, laughing, clapping, singing, and drumming along.
Kermit looked out at the crowd of dancers. Robin and Josh were closest to him, clearly enjoying themselves. Josh was a natural dancer, despite his original hesitation. Past them, he could see his mother on a log. She hadn’t danced much, because she was still pretty weak, but she was clapping and singing along with every song. On another log, across the clearing from his mother, Kermit saw Maggie trying to convince Croaker to dance. Apparently Croaker wasn’t in a dancing mood. Kermit glared at him.
“Alright Brother,” Jimmy said as he clapped along next to Kermit, “What song’s next?”
Kermit smiled. “Well,” he said, “We still haven’t done
Happy Feet.”
Jimmy smiled. “Does that mean you’re dancing?”
“It sure does,” Kermit said. He set his banjo down and walked straight to the center of the clearing. His brothers and sisters played the rhythm in whatever way they could, and everyone sang.
“
Happy feet
I’ve got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat
And they begin dancing
I’ve got those
Ten little tappin’ toes
And when they hear a tune
I can’t control
My dancing heels to save my soul!
Weary blues
Can’t get into my shoes
Because my shoes refuse
To ever grow weary
I keep cheerful
On an earful
Of music sweet
Cause I’ve got hap-hap-happy feet!”
Kermit tapped his heart out in the small circle his family had formed around him. The circle grew smaller and smaller as the mass of frogs converged and tapped along with him.
“
Weary blues
Can’t get into our shoes
Because our shoes refuse
To ever grow weary
We keep cheerful
On an earful
Of music sweet
Cause we’ve got hap-hap-happy
Cause we’ve got hap-hap-happy
FEET!”
Kermit laughed as he strolled back to the log, sat down, and swung his banjo back across his lap. He felt a hand on his shoulder, and looked up to see his father standing there.
The old frog set his cane against the log. “Play a slow one for us, son,” he said. He started walking towards his wife.
Kermit smiled as his father led his mother out into the clearing. He played a very slow tune, one he knew his parents had danced to on their wedding night. He glared at Croaker, who was still resisting Maggie’s pleas to dance. Croaker caught the glare and instantly snapped to his feet to drag Maggie into the clearing to dance. Maggie glanced at her brother and laughed.
Kermit turned his gaze back to his parents. He smiled. All was well.