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Beau started it? Beau did no such thing!!! Beau merely runs the club for Steve's Girl Groupies.

It was the imfamous Christy who started it...

Ok, hand him the poster to sign....

...he says, "I don't own a shirt like that"...

...you say, "Oh, really, we found the pic at MC."

And that's that.

Then run home and scan it in!!!
 

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If I recall correctly, Beau, you once corrected Christy because her signature said she had started it, when in fact you had. Her signature now says that you started it.
 

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Drat, foiled again...

How do I explain that one to Steve when I see him?
 

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Same way prawnie and I get to explain what the official SWAEHB poster is.

Carefully.
 

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Ri-ght.

"Steve Whitemere Admierers...especially his Bunny." Er...Bean. Bean Bunny
 

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Uh huh. Except of course that Bean has had such a minor part of this thread, he didn't even make it into the summary. Sorry, but I'm not a huge fan of lying to a Muppeteer.

...Actually, on the other hand, if you can come up with something that starts with "B" that we've actually talked about in this thread and applies to Steve, I'd appreciate it...

Or, we could start talking about Bean a whole heck of a lot!
 

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Bean Bunny...oh so cute! And so lovely. And...did you know he once recorded a trailer to a movie where he took over the world and turned evil?

Ok...something else that B can stand for...

"Brightness."

"Beaming."

"Body" - Nope. Definatly not.

"Beaming smile and bright personality." Too long...

"Hair."

Swaehh...
 

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Hair? Well, yes, his hair has been a major topic of discussion. But then someone would have to change the thread title, and all the posts saying "SWAEHB" Wouldn't make sense. (But why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars?) Anyway, I think the point is, if Steve has read any of this thread, we've just gotta fess up and stick with the original.

Behind.

...Steve Whitemire Admirers, Especially His... buoyancy? Bounciness? Big... I think I'm getting worse. Uh... Oh, I've got it! Steve Whitemire Admirers, Especially His B!

And then he'll ask what "B" is, and we'll say... um... well we could always plead the fifth? Amendment, that is... y'know, the right to remain silent?
 

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And say, "Wanna know more, ring this number, it's Beau's phone line."

Later...

*ring, ring*

Me: hello?
Steve: Hello. What does B stand for?
Me: B?
Steve: Yes, B. B. B.
Me: Bill baretta Borrowers. Who is this?
Steve: It's Steve Whitmere.
Me: *explodes in laughter while drinking a mouthfull of tea*
 

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"Steve Whitemire Admirers, Especially His Beau."

That is wrong in so many ways...
 
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