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Swaehb! Swaehb!

Discussion in 'Henson People' started by Beauregard, May 4, 2005.

  1. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    Bagels, Sure! *Pulls out a large basket of fresh-baked blueberry bagels*

    Er... Aztec treasure... *Points vaguely south* That way!
  2. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *heads south for the winter*

    *returns for bagels*

    Steve Rules! That is all.

  3. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    Haha. Little did he know that I have the Aztec Treasure hidden in the basket!
    (Insert insane laughter here) :crazy:



    *Runs off*
  4. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member


    *runs after Frr!*
  5. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    Hopefully he's not chasing me for my treasure!
    *Hides Aztec gold in large hat resembling a pineapple while whistling innocently*

    Wait I forgot... Swaehb! *starts running again*
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Mmm...pinapple...*grabs coctail sticks and cheese*

    Swaehb! *runs after Frr*
  7. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    I thought we were only allowed bagels.

    Swaehb! * waves cheerleader pompoms and starts running again*
  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bagels on sticks with pinapple and cheese are acceptable snacking bites...*heads after pompoms* Swaehb!
  9. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    Hehe, I was thinking about this thread a lot today... I was watching Fraggle Rock (Which I usually do) and Wembley was singing, and, thinking of Steve, I said out loud, "Isn't he a gorgeous singer?"

    My sister was walking by and remarked "What d'you mean, gorgeous?"

    I hurriedly corrected myself. "Good singer, I said he was a GOOD singer!" Yeesh, talk about your freudian slip!
  10. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    The B in Swaehb

    Oh.my.gosh. A thought just occured to me:

    SWAEHB: the B can stand for so many things!

    1: Behind
    2: Bottom
    3: Backside
    4: B-U-Double T


    5: Bagel!

    *Grabs bagels while simultaneously hiding face in shame behind pom-poms*:o

  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *ahem* Naturally we here know that the B was going to stand, very innocently, for Bean Bunny...SWAEHBB! However we felt that including the letters BB (which also stand for Baby Bear and Bill Baretta) could be suggestive of B.B. Guns, and we don't wish to incite any form of violence or torture so...we left that idea, er, Behind...


  12. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    Er, yes, we ALL know that THAT'S what Swaehb stands for. To suggest otherwise would be silly. :p

    You know, beau, I do think we're the only Swaehbers left. We need to spread the good news of Steve's behind... er, I mean, BUNNY. (Insert Bean smiley here)
  13. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    The good news of Steve's bunny? Dear lord...

    ...yes, we must! *shouts Swaehb more loudly*
  14. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    *Starts printing Swaehb leaflets with a big picture of Steve's grinning face on the cover*

    I think they might start coming if we advertised a new mental picture... maybe... (guess what I'm hinting at? ;) )
  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I have no idea. And all those are now locked firmly in a cage, underwater, below three layers of rock, and some extra bouncy mattresses.
  16. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member

    awwwww, come on!
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member


    No. Which is On, backwards. Which is the opposite of Off, which sounds similar to Toff, which is a posh word whose meaning I know not, and Not is a word as in the sentence, "I will not." That's the answer.
  18. FraggleRockRock

    FraggleRockRock Well-Known Member


    Oh well, I didn't expect you to anyhow... *Sigh*

    Er, Swaehb!
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member


    Bea:zany:{Giving up so soon?}regard
  20. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ...FRR, that has got to be the meekest attempt to get a mental pic in the history of this thread.


    It should go a little more like... Now, granted, I'm a bit rusty at this... But if I recall correctly, it goes a little more like this...


    BEAU! Could we have another pic PLEASE, pretty please, pretty please please please with bagels on top? Because if you don't give us one we'll just have to cut off your bagel supply.

    (And, FRR, if that doesn't work, I do in fact have more up my sleeve... I call it... my arm.)


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