Swaehb! Swaehb!

[Beauregard]

...

*pauses in memory of this thread in days gone by*

 

[theprawncracker]

AHAHAHAHA!!! This is to fun. I'm so glad I joined up.


So, Beau if you'll kindly give me your phone number to give to Mr. Whitmire...

 

[Beauregard]

Certainly, it's...wait a minute, you expect me to fall for that? You have to come up with a better way of tricking that number from me Prawnieboy.

 

[theprawncracker]

*puts on fake mustache* Hello I'm an giving away a free Kermit the Frog authentic puppet signed by Steve Whitmire, now all I need is your phone number and it's yours!

 

[Beauregard]

Ooh, nice mustache Ryan! Who's your tailer?

 

[theprawncracker]

*mutters* Um...I'll tell you who my tailor is, but I'll need to give him your phone number, so if you'd be so kind...

 

[MrsPepper]

And say, "Wanna know more, ring this number, it's Beau's phone line."

Later...

*ring, ring*

Me: hello?
Steve: Hello. What does B stand for?
Me: B?
Steve: Yes, B. B. B.
Me: Bill baretta Borrowers. Who is this?
Steve: It's Steve Whitmere.
Me: *explodes in laughter while drinking a mouthfull of tea*

Funniest thing ever.

You'd still get me his autgraph, right? <3

 

[Beauregard]

*mutters* Um...I'll tell you who my tailor is, but I'll need to give him your phone number, so if you'd be so kind...

Um...sorry, were you talking to me?

 

[theprawncracker]

*head smack* No Beau, I was talking to Steve Whitmire, he wants me to get your phone number and give it to him so he can call you everyday...

 

[Beauregard]

He does? Well, no problem! I'll PM it right away!!!