Halloween was fast approcahing and all the muppets had been organizing costumes for a good while now. Sweetums was at a loss what do go as though.
"Why don't you head to the party store," Kermit suggested to him one day. "There's costumes and accesories all over the place. Maybe you'll find some inspriation there.
Sweetums shrugged and figured he didn't have any better ideas so he decided to go with Kermit's.
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The store was crowded but the shoppers were so busy that no one paid much noticed of Sweetums. In fact they paid so less attention that he found himself run into many times with hardly an apology. He prused the eisles but still couldn't find anything. He was thumbing through hats at one point when he heard a particularly shrill shriek behind him. He turned around just in time to spot a little girl let out a terrified scream and take off down the eisle. Her screaming attracted a group of looky lous, most of whom just glared then continued on their way. But a couple of teenage boys approached Sweetumes
"Dude!" exclaimed the leader of the group, "That is one killer costume! Where'd you get it?
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"Hey Sweetums," Kermit asked him later that day, "Did you ever find a costume."
"Nope," repliped Sweetums. "But I know what I'm going as."
"Oh what's that?" the frog asked.
"Myself," was the reply.