Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Beth C]

*Fozzie is thinking thoughts in his head...*

Oh, dear! Why'd THAT have to blow out of the purse and why'd "I" end up finding it instead of Garfield or Rizzo? Why did I end up finding it wide open and ... reading...it...it is STILL HERE WITH ME?! YIPE! Oh!! Oh oh!! I have to get this back in Piggy's purse!! Maybe she left the purse on the bus?! Yes! I'll run to the bus door and see if the purse is there and...

*Runs to the bus door where Kermit is standing--NO PURSE!--looking out into the area, Fozzie notices that Piggy still has her purse on her shoulder.*

OH! Oh-oh! Um, Kermit! Sir! Yessir! Kermit, Frog of my heart! Look, I have to go, um, to the, uh...bathroom and you DO NOT want me to use the potty on the bus! So...um...

*Notices Piggy go around a building*

...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! OOOOHHHHH!!

*Runs after Piggy...*

*Chews lips nervously* I can't find that letter anywere. What if Kermit already found it? What is he going to think? I was unsure about taking the job, but I don't want him to think that I'm abandoning him!

*Checks every shop she went into before, but no letter.*

Oh dear. Now what am I going to do? *Goes around the building and searches her purse again* It's definately not here. *Sighs* Well, if no one found it, I'll be fine. I'll just go back to the bus and act normal. I never did give them a definate reply, so...

*Takes a deep breath and composes herself, walks around the building and runs SMACK into Fozzie!*

OUCH!

*Stares at him stragely* What is up with you lately?

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

*Kermit thinks to himself*

Hmmm. Fozzie and Piggy are both acting strange lately. I mean, even more so then usual. Maybe I should call a doctor to see if they're okay.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Takes a deep breath and composes herself, walks around the building and runs SMACK into Fozzie!**Stares at him stragely* What is up with you lately?

LOOK! OVER THERE! MILTON BERLE!

*Piggy looks, Fozzie drops the letter in her purse and runs away.*

*Thinks to himself: Milton Berle?! He's...Oh, stupid me!*

*Gets back to the bus.*

Okay, Kermit! I'm ready to go!

*Still a bit nervous, but not really showing it.*

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Fozzie, Milton Berle is dead. Are you alright. Maybe you should lie down for a while.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, sorry, Kermit. You heard me from the other side of that building?? Frogs have good ears to not have any ears! Yes. Well, I knew that, but I was seeing a board. It was a stiff board, like how someone dead is stiff as a board, see, and, um, when I saw it there it was and I thought of Milton Berle because he was bored while doing our show years ago, and so you see "board" and "bored" are alike, and that's what made me think of him, and...

*Whimpers.*

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Oh. I see.

 

[Beth C]

LOOK! OVER THERE! MILTON BERLE!

*Piggy looks, Fozzie drops the letter in her purse and runs away.*

*Thinks to himself: Milton Berle?! He's...Oh, stupid me!*

*Gets back to the bus.*

Okay, Kermit! I'm ready to go!

*Still a bit nervous, but not really showing it.*

*Turns back to find Fozzie gone*

What the heck is wrong with him? I've never seen him acting so strange.

What am I going to do about that letter? I need to find it... oh.. I should have put it in my suitcase. Oh dear...

*Turns to walk back to the bus and notices something white sticking out of her purse*

What's this? The letter? How... what...

*Narrows eyes and stares at the bus* Fozzie! It had to be him! Why didn't he just give it to me when he found it? I wonder if he read it?

*Thinks for a moment* Nah.. Fozzie would never do that. He would never read someone's mail without asking first. He was just probably embarrassed about having to give my mail back to me, and didn't want Kermit to see him giving me a letter, because Kermie might think it was a love letter, and I know how jealous my Kermie can be.

Yeah, that's it. *Folds letter and sticks it deep within her purse where it wouldn't fall out again.*

*Gets back on bus and glances towards Fozzie who is looking mighty nervous.*

Ok, everyone, we can go now. Moi is back!

 

[McFraggle]

We'll let's get on the road and go to Orlando.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, the sooner the better!

I have a cousin in the Country Bear Jamboree.

*Scrunches down in chair when Piggy looks at him. Starts thinking...*

Like my half cousin twice removed Bart Bear always says, it's NOT my fault--it's NOT my fault!! It was open on the ground blown out and I found it and there it was and...it's NOT my fault.

Mommy!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

I have a cousin in the Country Bear Jamboree.

Hmmm. I thought those bears looked kind of familar.