Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Beth C]

*Starts to walk over to Fozzie but notices Garfield beat her there instead.*

Not again! I'll never get him alone at this rate.

*Waits for a moment, then thinks.* Well, I guess if it was really bothering him, he would speak up. I better just let it drop. I wasn't going to accept their offer anyway. That would mean leaving my Kermie.. and I couldn't do that.

*Thinks again* Wait. What if Kermie likes that female Mouse.. whatshername... Maddie? Middie? Maudie? Moody? ah.. Minnie. What if we get to Orlando and he starts getting all chummy with her?

*Narrows eyes in jealousy.* Nope, I'm definatly not going now. *Takes letter out of purse and tears it up and deposits the pieces into a nearby trash can.*

There.. now I need to find Kermie, and make sure he knows not to mess with mice!

 

[McFraggle]

(Sees Piggy at the trash can)

Hey Piggy, what was that you were throwing away?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

(Oscar the Grouch pops out of trash can)

By the looks of it, I say a Campell's Chicken Noodle Soup can. From about, 1995 and it was used by... Tutter the Mouse.

 

[McFraggle]

What are you doing here Oscar?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

What are you doing here Oscar?

Vacation, I couldn't stand Elmo anymore. Where you off to?

 

[McFraggle]

We're heading to Disney World to meet our new owners. How's the Sesame Street gang?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

We're heading to Disney World to meet our new owners. How's the Sesame Street gang?

Well, Big Bird is fine. Cookie ate Hooper's Store, Floyd Fluter Tooter's home is still knocked down, Rooselvelt Franklin is still banned. Everything's the same. Can you drop me off at Miami? I want to check out some chicks/

 

[Erine81981]

What do you mean? Nothing's wrong, I was just admiring my cute toes! What'd'ya think??

*Wiggles toes at Garfield*

*looks at camera* Now I know what I have to go through every week with Jon. Never mind.

*walks over to Kermit*

Garfield, you shouldn't spy. It's not nice. Well, I guess maybe doing it a little bit wouldn't hurt, just to be sure they're both okay.

He had nothing to say. I'm going to eat. See ya! ZOOM!!

 

[McFraggle]

Well, Big Bird is fine. Cookie ate Hooper's Store, Floyd Fluter Tooter's home is still knocked down, Rooselvelt Franklin is still banned. Everything's the same. Can you drop me off at Miami? I want to check out some chicks/

We can take you as far as Orlando, sorry but your on your own after that.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

We can take you as far as Orlando, sorry but your on your own after that.

Okay, I could just run there because I'm not Oscar the Grouch. I'm Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius with Oscar the Grouch in my briefcase.