Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Fozzie Bear]

Per RPG rules, all characters, even though not speaking, are in the game with us in case someone else wants to join later they can just pick up and start the game. In the meantime, Sweetums, while not speaking, will be our driver until his performer's return, or until another character wants to drive and then Sweetums will be in the background but not talking.

Yessir.

Several hours have passed and the Muppets are all rested and normal...well, about as normal as they can get. They approach a little town and are hungry, so they visit a local diner (much to the gratitude of Rizzo and Garfield), and then decide to break from travelling for an hour to check out the town. They are now tourists for a bit.

Yay! I've got a full tummy, and I have my rubber chicken and my camera, and I'm going to take some pictures! This is a nice little old town with old architecture and... stuff! Yessir! This is gonna be fun!

*Runs toward a statue in the park*

 

[Erine81981]

URP!! Thank you. *everyone looks at Garfield* What? In Germany when people burp after having lunch, dinner or breakfest they say "thank you." That mean that the food was good but if u do the other thing that means it was bad. Just a facted I heard on a show.

VACATION!!!! Time to change.

*twirls around and comes back to a stop w/ a hawaii shirt and sun glasses*

Now this is what I call a time to relax.

*pulls out a chair with wheels*

Anyone want to join me?

 

[McFraggle]

Nah, I'm going to check out some of the shops.

 

[Beth C]

Did someone say shopping??

*Pulls out Platinum Unlimited Visa card*

I gotta get a new wardrobe before we get to Disney. I can't have them seeing Moi in moi's old clothes now.

 

[McFraggle]

(Walks in shop)

Yes, do you have any Dr. Teeth toys?

 

[Erine81981]

Rolls off in the chair w/ wheels.......

Ahhhh what a day to do...........*looks around*.....nothing. *sniffs* Do I smell what I think I smell?

*looks over to his left to fine an old Italian restaurant* Now thats what I do call rest and relax eatting.

Drives to the window......

Ok I'll have about every pasta dish ya'll survie. Just put it on my bill. Thanks!

A lady comes to the window just about every pasta dish when all of a sudden a big SWUOP comes and takes out the dishes.

Lady Severent: What in the world happened?

URP!!! URP!!! Thanks. That was perfect. *drives on*

Lady Severent: Well, I've never.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

*Kermit looks around the shop*

Hmmm. Maybe I could bring some of these souvenier's home for Robin. Hmmmmm. Hurry, guys! We don't want to be late!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*After shopping, Fozzie heads back to the bus and is thumbing through his stack of postcards he just bought when he notices something on the ground by the bus door.*

What's this?

*He picks it up.*

It's an envelope addressed to Miss Piggy. There isn't anything inside. Hmm...

*Looks around, and sees a letter stuck in the grass.*

Oh, there it is!

*Picks it up and reads it as he walks back to the bus:

"Dear Miss Piggy,
Thank you for your resume to our company. We appreciate the photos and the video footage. We feel you may be just right for a starring role in our show, but the contract requires a signature on a confidentiality clause which would in turn require you to forfeit all other productions, television or motion pictures, with all other companies..."

OH! This is HORRIBLE!!

*Continues to read...*

"...and, yes, we can pay double the money you currently receive. It will be a pleasure to do business with you since I have in recent past been unable to attain rights to your entire cast-mates.
Sincerely,
Dean Valentine
Valentine Entertainment"

WHA'?! Oh, dear...ohhhh...

*Shoves letter into envelope.*

Oh, what do I do?! What...give it to Kermit? Give it to Piggy? Give it...oh! I wish that letter hadn't been open in the middle of the grass like that! I shouldn't have read it, but I did! And now I know too much. If I tell Kermit, then I'm ratting out my friend Piggy; if I DON'T tell Kermit I'm not doing my best friend right and...oh, what to do, what to do??

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

* comes up to *

Fozzie, are you okay. What's wrong?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Wha-ha-ha! Don't...sneak...UP on me, Froggie! OH! oh...um...

*Shoves paper behind his back.*

NOTHING! I...er...was fanning myself with paper I found because all this fur that I'm wearing is HOT! Yes! Yessir...that's it! Um...and Nothing is wrong! I'm okay and *pats Kermit's back* you, My Friend the Frog, are okay! We are all okay and everybody's happy! Amen...

*Boards bus singing "Movin' Right Along."*