Role Play: Muppets on the Move

[Beth C]

*Sweeps onto the bus carrying 12 huge bags, drops them on one of the seats then steps outside the bus and brings in 14 boxes*

Well, hello, did anyone miss Moi while I was busy? I've got a whole new wardrobe now for my new debut.

*Smiles at Fozzie*

Now why are you looking at me so strangely?

 

[Erine81981]

*Drives right into the bus with loads of Pasta plates*

Now I have food and that rat better not come on this bus without having something for himself. I'm not shearing! Got it?!

*no one even notices, looks at camera* Nobody listens anymore.

 

[McFraggle]

(Walks back on bus)

That was fun.

What's wrong with you Fozzie? You look like you seen a ghost.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Wha-ha-ha! Don't...sneak...UP on me, Froggie! OH! oh...um...

*Shoves paper behind his back.*

NOTHING! I...er...was fanning myself with paper I found because all this fur that I'm wearing is HOT! Yes! Yessir...that's it! Um...and Nothing is wrong! I'm okay and *pats Kermit's back* you, My Friend the Frog, are okay! We are all okay and everybody's happy! Amen...

*Boards bus singing "Movin' Right Along."*

Good. I was worried you were getting carsick or something.

 

[McFraggle]

Yeah, Beau doesn't need to clean up anymore messes.

 

[Erine81981]

Yeah, Beau doesn't need to clean up anymore messes.

He might after I get through eatting. *scarfs down more pasta plates* URP! And thats is the sign that the tank is full.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

{Assuming Piggy and Dr. Teeth show up at the same time.}

*Smiles at Fozzie*
Now why are you looking at me so strangely?

What's wrong with you Fozzie? You look like you seen a ghost.

HAAA! Yes! Nothing is wrong with no ghosts that I have NOT SEEN ANYTHING that would indicate that anything would be wrong, WHICH IT ISN'T!!

So, can...uh...we just please go now?

*As the others just look at one another, Fozzie boards the bus and walks to his seat and hangs his head.*

Ooohhhh...

 

[Beth C]

*shakes head* That bear is really werid.

*starts putting packages away and in the process, knocks over her purse. Stuff scatters everywhere*

Whoops!

*as she starts picking everything up, she realizes something is missing*

Umm... Can you hold the bus for a moment... I seem to have left something behind...

Umm.. at the store. Yeah.. I left something at the store.

*Gets off bus hurriedly and begins searching area worriedly*

*whispers* Oh, I've got to find that letter before Kermit finds out!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Fozzie is thinking thoughts in his head...*

Oh, dear! Why'd THAT have to blow out of the purse and why'd "I" end up finding it instead of Garfield or Rizzo? Why did I end up finding it wide open and ... reading...it...it is STILL HERE WITH ME?! YIPE! Oh!! Oh oh!! I have to get this back in Piggy's purse!! Maybe she left the purse on the bus?! Yes! I'll run to the bus door and see if the purse is there and...

*Runs to the bus door where Kermit is standing--NO PURSE!--looking out into the area, Fozzie notices that Piggy still has her purse on her shoulder.*

OH! Oh-oh! Um, Kermit! Sir! Yessir! Kermit, Frog of my heart! Look, I have to go, um, to the, uh...bathroom and you DO NOT want me to use the potty on the bus! So...um...

*Notices Piggy go around a building*

...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! OOOOHHHHH!!

*Runs after Piggy...*

 

[Erine81981]

*Fozzie is thinking thoughts in his head...*

Oh, dear! Why'd THAT have to blow out of the purse and why'd "I" end up finding it instead of Garfield or Rizzo? Why did I end up finding it wide open and ... reading...it...it is STILL HERE WITH ME?! YIPE! Oh!! Oh oh!! I have to get this back in Piggy's purse!! Maybe she left the purse on the bus?! Yes! I'll run to the bus door and see if the purse is there and...

*Runs to the bus door where Kermit is standing--NO PURSE!--looking out into the area, Fozzie notices that Piggy still has her purse on her shoulder.*

OH! Oh-oh! Um, Kermit! Sir! Yessir! Kermit, Frog of my heart! Look, I have to go, um, to the, uh...bathroom and you DO NOT want me to use the potty on the bus! So...um...

*Notices Piggy go around a building*

...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! OOOOHHHHH!!

*Runs after Piggy...*

What is wrong with that bear? *scarfs down more pasta plates* Are we ever going to get to Disney World? I want to ride some rides.

*jumps on Sweetums's head and takes a nap* Goodnight. Z!