Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Barry Lee]

SPIDERS?! AHHH!!!!

*jumps in the water*

ALIGATORS?!?!?! AHHHH!!!

*jumps out of the water into the woods*

BEARS?!

*then Fozzie walks by*

 

[Beauregard]

Wow, look, I cute little frog by the side of the pond, wonder if I can just...

*leaps back*

Oh! Like, you scared my, I didn't realise it was you Kermit.

 

[Beth C]

He, he.

Oh Piggy, I thought you said you liked speiders.

FROGS, Janice.. I like FROGS.. no wait.. I LOVE FROGS.. no wait.. I LOVE ONE FROG......

*Stares dreamily at Kermit while dripping pond water in a puddle*

 

[Ernie101]

*suddenly blushes, and quickly changed subject*

Kermit: Janice, You shouldnt be so scared of things... We are going to be here a while.. So we will have to adapt to the nature.

 

[Beth C]

*snaps back to reality to realize she is a dripping wet mess*

Oh dear! Excuse me, will you?

*grabs backpack and enters her tent to change, zips it closed*

 

[Philo and Gunge]

(in the distance you hear two voices arguing)

"You call this a quest for home?"
"Well, it's nothing natural but..."
"BUT WHAT? We've been out here for, oh, I don't know, 5 hours."
"Your right, 5 hours is pretty long."

The voices come near.

"Still, we should proably go back to Marjory."
"Too late now!" (they wind up in the campsite)

 

[Crazy Harry]

*crashes into the ground at rocket spead, then crawls out of the huge crater he made*

Is Harry late?

 

[Beth C]

*Unzips and comes out of her tent*

What is going on out here? Can't a woman get changed without a whole lot of commotion?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Stands back looking at his pup tent, one of banana yellow in color. The inside of the tent is covered in writing where, after waking up in the middle of the night with an idea, Fozzie has scribbled some jokes. He has his green sleeping bag, rubber chicken, and some other gear, including a fishing vest and hiking boots.

Proud of himself and his tent, he admires it as a whistling and a yell is heard from above then WHAM! he's knocked down. From a crater next to him comes Crazy Harry, then Piggy exits.*

No, Harry, you're on time. Had we already left THEN you'd have been late.

*The tent collapses from the landing of Crazy Harry.*

Oh, blast it all! Uh, er, NO! WAIT!!

 

[Beauregard]

*comes out of camper*

Oh, wow, Harry, what are you doing way out here? I never, like, took you as a holiday camp kinda guy.

And, Hi Fozzie, by the way.

*walks lilting across the camp*

Does anyone have a mobile? I have to call for my helicopter to come pick me up again, I'm not staying in, like, this camp. Way to much wildlife and not enough wild life, fer sure.