Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Beauregard]

*pocks head out of camper door*

Who said that?

Oh, like, wow. A wild mountain bear...oh wiat, it's just Sweetums.

*steps out of camper and wonders down the camp*

Now I heard there's some wild life around here. What is it? Parties, or what?

*flicks hair*

 

[Ernie101]

Kermit: um, hey there janice.. Welcome.. to out lovely little camp site..

*looks to her as he puts up canvas*

Kermit: We are going traditional for a few days.. there are no parties out here..unless you count the fun that we will be having at this campsite!!

 

[Beauregard]

*stops in tracks*

But, like, the broshure said wild life...

Oh no. Did, like, it mean wildlife? Like flowers? And trees? And Grass?

*looks up and the sky*

Oh no, Floyd honey, what am I doing here?

 

[Ernie101]

*comforts Janice*

Kermit: Janice, Its not as bad as it looks.. We set up camp, and we have some fun! whaddya say?

 

[Beth C]

*Comes back from the pubilc restrooms*

Hi Janice.. where did you get here?

*Looks at the half finsihed tent*

Kermie.. stop flirting with Janice and PUT UP MY TENT! *stomps her foot to the last words*

*clears throat and turns back to Janice*

I hear there is swimming in the pond.. we can try that later.

 

[Ernie101]

Kermit: ... Piggy.. I wasnt flirting.. I was just reasurring janice that thi trip will be great for us all...

*goes back to setting the tent up*

 

[Beauregard]

Wow, swiming. A cool relaxing sink in the hot tub...WAIT!

Did you say pond?

 

[Beth C]

Wow, swiming. A cool relaxing sink in the hot tub...WAIT!

Did you say pond?

Yes, a pond. With fish. You can swim with the fish.

You're not afriad of fish, are you?

 

[Beauregard]

*shivers*

Oh no, I looooooove fish.

*gulps*

Actually, like, yes. They are so slimey, and, uuch!

*sniff*

I'm going back to my camper for a snooze.

*minces accross to camper, and steps in*

*flops down on bed*

*leaps up*

Wow! Yikes! Spiders!

 

[Beth C]

*hears Janice scream* Gee, some people can't take the Great Outdoors.

I can't wait to have a cookout tonight.

Hey Animal, can you get some firewood ready?? It has to be dried out by sundown or the fire won't start!!

*gets a camera out of her backpack* Ok, now let's see where i can start taking pictures.