Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Janice, I would've thought you'd have liked all this nature stuff being a valley girl and all that. Come to think of it, I'm surprised Miss Piggy is taking it all.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

(Philo and Gunge walk up to Fozzie)

Excuse me, but would you happen to know which way home is?

 

[Barry Lee]

I will take you home!!!

 

[Philo and Gunge]

I will take you home!!!

We don't know where home is, besides Beth C. said the rules "We can't leave the campsite."

 

[Beth C]

*Looks around*

Why would anyone want to leave this?

*Notices Fozzie* Hi, Fozzie! How are you enjoying the great outdoors? I'm going to take a walk down the Nature Trail later... does anyone want to join me?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Why would anyone want to leave this?

Because it says so in the rules. Gunge, ya have the cell phone with you?

I think.

 

[McFraggle]

(Rowlf the Dog appears.)

Hey gang! What'd I miss?

(Rowlf promptly sets us his tent next to the others.)

 

[Beauregard]

Because it says so in the rules. Gunge, ya have the cell phone with you?

I think.

Hello, like, I need a cell phone too, can I borrow?

 

[Crazy Harry]

Had we already left THEN you'd have been late.

Where going?

Harry can be outside doors person. Make fire.

*starts rubbing two dynamite sticks together*

 

[Beauregard]

Like, Harry put down those dynamites, you could go up in a...

*SFX from off screen: Ka-Booom*

Well, what did I just warn you?