Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Crazy Harry]

*stops rubbing dynamite sticks and looks around*

Who got radio on?

 

[Beth C]

I don't think anyone has a cell phone. I don't think this park has any cell phone relay towers, so even if you did bring one, you wouldn't get a signal.

Hi Rowlf! Are you coming on the Nature Hike? I'm leaving for it shortly, and the brochure says it's going to be good.

*Takes a deep breath* Ah.. the great outdoors. What a place to be. Right, Janice?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Nature hike! Yes! I'm ready and willing! I have my hiking boots on, my fishing vest which is full of snacks, and a walking stick and...uh...SSNNAAAAKKEE! AAAAHHHHHH!!!

Oh! Uh! It's only a worm.

Nature Hike, here we come!

 

[Beauregard]

Like, uurch, I'l come with you if you-

Put That Worm Away Fozzie!

Like, it's so unlike me to be squemish, but I'm not in the mood right now.

Sure, Piggy, I'll come on the nature trail. I have to do something

 

[Crazy Harry]

Worm? Yum!

 

[McFraggle]

Yeah guys, a nature hike sounds fun! I'll go.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Gunge: Yeah, I got a cell phone. But how do we get it to wiok?
Philo: I think you should put it on a tree.
Gunge: But what about the portable TV I brought for those long nights in cold winter daze. (a snowflake falls)
Philo: Hey, was that... (a large batch of snow falls on the campsite)... snow?

 

[Beauregard]

Like, that is no way snow, you silly rats, that is the ashes from Harry's crash landing, fer sure.

So, Piggy dahling, when are we going?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Starts up the trail.*

Let's see, we can go right through the valley, or left over the mountain. Which way?

 

[Beth C]

No, no Fozzie, it's this way.

*Points toward a sign that says 'Nature Trail - 4 mile hike'*

I've got my canteen, sunblock, mosquito repellant, camera, binoculars, hat and sunglasses.

Let's go!

*Starts leading the muppets down the trail*