And....here's something that came to me in the shower. I like the concept, but haven't thought of the song yet, so when I have one, this will be an actual...um...something.
Sales & Show
Concept - Muppets are trying to get a town of people to see their show, but can't seem to get people to pay attention. As they stand out in the street, Gonzo has a suggestion.
G: You know what your problem is, Frog, no concept of sales. Or showmanship. Lucky for you, I have both in spades. Observe! *rips shirt to reveal a lifeguard shirt* Oops. *rips the shirt again to reveal an old time striped barker's jacket and tie combo* Ah ha!
F: Gonzo, why do you keep wearing clothes under your clothes?
G: For precise situations like this. Scooter, Rizzo, I'll need your help. *Scooter and Rizzo look at each other before ripping open their jackets to also reveal the same barker style jackets and ties*
K: Oh come on!
Gonzo starts singing, in a "You Got Trouble"/"Monorail" style type about how the town needs class and the Muppets would bring that. He points to a small Muppet man, asking if he benches about 200, 250 pounds. At some point, he points to Piggy to ask her thoughts, which she helpfully supplies.
K: *to Piggy* Don't encourage this.
During, Gonzo throw his arm around Kermit, mid song -
G: I know what you're thinking, sir, and you might be asking yourself, "Gonzo, how do I get on board this train?"
K: I'm not asking that.
G: *pushes Kermit out of hte way and throws his arm around Fozzie, who's standing next to him* I know what you're thinking sir and you might be asking yourself, "Gonzo, how do I get on board this train?"
After the song -
G: *to Kermit* So what did we learn today?
K: I'm surrounded by lunatics.
G: Aw, come on, you've known that for a while. I mean, for today.
K: I need non-lunatics as friends?
G: You're hopeless