Old Friends Who've Just Met

[theprawncracker]

You can run to the lauft all you want Lisa, we WILL find you! Go my penguins! One if by air! Two if by sea! Three if by land! *blink* Just go...

 

[Leyla]

Arrete! Arrete, mes amis fous! Une guerre comme celle-ci ne aidera personne!

Ne jettez pas les pauvres pingouins! Mangez du mais souffle!

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh Leyla, not you too...Now I have to totally re-route my battle plan to have my penguins attack you as well...*eats french fry* Fred, bring me ketchup!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<auf phone> Hallo?... Ja... Brauche hilfen... Was?... Ja, jetzt!... SOFORT!... Danke... Ja... Auf Wiederhoren.

 

[Leyla]

Oy... Prawnie, you never listen... I asked you to eat popcorn, not french fries! Zees vill not stand! Attaquez!

 

[theprawncracker]

*in newly established base of operations* Fred! Status report!

Fred: All systems are a-go sir!

Very good. Zany! Report on the enemies phone record!

*Zany runs in with a cue card reading "Confusion"*

What's that supposed to mean?!

*Zany holds up phone to my ear so I can hear Lisa's German gibberish* Oh...That...Um...Tell the troops in the boat that I'm in the mood for seafood tonight...Shrimp, yeeees, shrimp.

Fred: Sir! We have just been notified that the French have started a revolution! They're claiming you ate one of their own!

*looks at french fry* Oy...

 

[Leyla]

... uh oh...

Je n'ai pas des pingouins comme Prawnie, ni des freres et des soeurs de Kermit, comme Lisa (Bien, elle a besoin seulement Maggie, vraiment)...

Qu'est-ce que je peux faire pour les attaquer?

Oh! Je sais! Le fanclub de Gonzo! Ils sont tous fous!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ah! Du!

Maggie: Hm?

Du bist spaet!

Maggie: Um... <consults book of German phrases> Tut mir Leid... Um... Was ist los?

Schau mal...

Maggie: ...Na ja...

Wir brauchen alles.

Maggie: Ja. Wir kommen.

Gut.

 

[theprawncracker]

Fred: General sir, the French, they've rallied your people.

No they didn't all the penguins are right here.

Fred: No sir, the Gonzo fan club.

...

Fred: What are your orders sir?

There is nothing we can do...They are immune to pain...DIVERT ALL ATTACK FORCES TO LISA'S BASE!!

Fred: But the French, they are heading this way!

...Then we are doomed...

 

[Leyla]

Oh non! Lisa a telephone pour Maggie? Le diable Maggie vient! Courir pour tes vies!!

Les membres du fanclub de Gonzo: Maggie vient? Youpee!!! Nous allons tout mourir!!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Leyla: Non, non! Arrete! Pourquoi est-ce que vous vous attaque!!! Il faut attaque Lisa et Prawnie!

NONNN!!!!!!!!