Old Friends Who've Just Met

[Leyla]

<consults map> hmm... should have taken that left turn at Albequerque...

Flying penguins... that seems right... but flying german... that's not quite what I was expecting...

Flying german penguins... now that's just a whole weird area... which would mean I'm on the right track...

 

[theprawncracker]

No! My penguins missed! Fine, it's time to take this from the sky to the ground!! Go military penguin force!! *army of penguins charges towards German girl* MWoO ha ha ha! You'll never win now!!

*sees Leyla* Oh no, don't attack her, she has not done us any harm. NOW ATTACK MY FREEZING FOWL!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oy... Die Pinguine... Ich soll Fussball probieren... Ja, es verletzt mir oft genug... <Fussball kicken> TORRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Leyla]

Now... where did I put that white flag... Ne me tuez pas, s'il vous plait! Okay... found the french one... now how do I put it english... Please don't kill me! Yeah, that'll do... but then there's the german...

ich lieben Flippersteps... that might mean something...

Onzgo was dying.

Gonzo: YOU’RE KILLING MY BROTHER?!?!

Me: Um...Well you dragged my bed in here!

Gonzo: YOU ARE KILLING MY BROTHER!!

Me: You took it almost as well as Beau...

By the way... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUE!!!!!
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[theprawncracker]

*sees Leyla's post* Thank you Leyla, we shall spare your life. *watches as penguins are kicked for field goals* This is not happening...Fine! You may have taken out my penguins, but I have an entire fleet of Gonzonian alien ships at my disposal!! FLANZGO ATTACK PLAN 81A!!! *a shining light shows up and then a small piece of paper lands at my feet and I pick it up and read it* Dear Ryan, we owe you one attack plan. ...BACK TO WAR MY PENGUINS!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

...Na ja... ist sie ein Person, oder zwei? Ich glaube, sie weiss nicht. Aber... ich auch weiss nicht. Ich kicke die Fussball nicht zu ihr. Aber... Ihm... Mehr Pinguine! <vielen kicken>

 

[theprawncracker]

Will the torment never end?!? *grabs up English to German dictionary* Now, speak slowly and spell out each of your words. Just pretend we're on an episode of Sesame Street. *penguins hover over my shoulder reading the dictionary*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oy! Ich habe eine besserer Idee. Eine... wie sagt Mann?... Peace offering. Hier- Puffmais! Fuer du. Heir! Fuer du! Es schmeckt sehr gut...

 

[theprawncracker]

*stares at Puffmais* What do you think penguins?

*Zany runs in carrying a cue card that reads "FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!"*

You heard it straight from the pasta's mouth...Erm...I mean penguin's card: ATTACK!! *eats Puffmais* *shifty eyes* Thank you for the Puffmais. Now, ATTACK!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

NEIN! MEIN PUFFMAIS! DU............. NEIN! <Lauft>