Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[theprawncracker]

...She thinks outside the box this one. I'm promoting you to Brigadeer General! ...Whatever that is!

 

[Leyla]

I prefer to think inside the box. It's safe and warm... if only it were plated with MC merch.

 

[TogetherAgain]

YAY! I'm a Brigadeer General, whatever that is! <Continues picketting in Fraggle Rock> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

 

[theprawncracker]

Perhaps I should someone to picket Sesame Street... Bryan! You're off sentry duty and on Sesame duty!

 

[Leyla]

Could someone tell me how to get to Sesame street?

 

[theprawncracker]

Could someone tell me how to get to Sesame street?

You're not going to Sesame Street! You think I'm crazy enough to let you and Telly associate? Think of the worrying you'll instill in him with all this death talk! You, you I'm sending to Canada! Picket your heart out!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Yes. You take two lefts, a right, and another left, and when you can't go any further, turn around, and you're there! Now then, if you'll excuse me. <Ahem> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! Oh, hi, Convincing John. Wanna help us convince everyone that we should have Muppet Central merchandise? What's that? I should wear plastic cups on my ears? Well, if you say so...

 

[Leyla]

But I'm already IN Canada!

Oh well... Let me get my winter coat on...

 

[theprawncracker]

*looking through binoculars* It appears Lisa's position in Fraggle Rock has been compromised...
Zany: You can see Fraggle Rock through those?
Yes. When did you get here?
Zany: I'm always here.
Sh! You'll envoke a song cue, you fool!

 

[D'Snowth]

*Shakes head*

*Walks away... quietly...*