Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[theprawncracker]

MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! ROCK THE VOTE! OBAMA '08! ICE CREAM FOR ALL THE HUNGRY HEDGEHOGS!

...Who are you?

 

[Leyla]

...LIFE to the ice-cream eating hedgehogs!

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh dear, Layla's become anti-Layla! Quick! We have to eat our weight in paperclips for her to snap back to being herself!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Launches lemon merangue pie at Prawnie> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM? I'm your HALF/SISTER/FIANCE/WIFE/WHATEVER OTHER RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE! How DARE you forget me! <Runs off to go cry under a rock>

 

[theprawncracker]

Good, private T.O.G.A. is running spy duty under the rock. It's only a matter of time now...

 

[Leyla]

Friends! Friends! Let's not fight! The important thing is... DEATH TO SOMETHING!

I think we can all agree on that.

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes! Death to the trees! Their pollen gives us all horrible allergies!

...Hey, that rhymed!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Death to TREES? NOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE the trees! Death to... Um...

...I forgot again. Why are we in this thread? Was it something about Obama?

 

[Leyla]

Sneezes to the death! Aaaahhh.... ahhhhhhhh...

oh, false alarm. AH! I'm unarmed!

 

[theprawncracker]

This thread is about... death... and... Obama... Are we plotting to assassinate Obama?

...

*steals Layla's arms* *runs off cackling*