My true love unleashed...

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh Hilda dancing with you relieves me of so much stress from moving.

Hilda: Why were you stressed? We've been moving ever since we started dancing!

Me: No, I meant moving into my duplex!

Hilda: Oh!

Me: Speaking of which, my duplex is so small, all the mice have hunchbacks!

Hilda: Another bear joke.

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWtH: (And he's still drunk...) Sure, I hope I'm sober enough to lance...er...pants...or, what was your mestion?

 

[Harvey Towers]

Harvey Towers: Why did Beau keep falling off the cliff?

Mrs Emily Bear: Because he couldn't find the rock face!

Both: Wocka! Wocka!

 

[Krazedmuppet]

do you know how do to do that one.... with the feet, you know, and you kick... ah, just carry me

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk) Oky-dokey. (Picks up Krazedmuppet, and falls down) Oh, what lov-e-ly car-pet-ing-a!

 

[Beauregard]

Me: So, dearest, are you short sighted?
Mildred: No, no. I have many dreams for the future.
Me: No, your, glasses. Can you see properly?
Mildred: Where?
Me: On you.
Drink Glass on Mildreds Head 1: Hurry and drink us, it's a high-wire act up here....
Drink Glass on Mildreds Head 2: Not that your hair is wire-y....
Mildred: And so we return to the telephone jokes...

 

[Krazedmuppet]

(starts petting Mildread's faux shoes) nice kitty

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Get your hands off my delicate pets.
Me: Sorry...
Mildred: I meant the girl on my shoes.
Me: Sorry...

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (*Tries* to dance, while still drunk) Y'know sompin? It's a good ting That Announcer ain't here, or he'd snitch on me...

 

[Vibs]

*Romantic music starts playing*

me: Oh gosh.... this is it isn't it? Well... animal... We haven't known each other for long - actually only a couple of minuttes but... I love thee Animal! You make my heart go boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom...

Animal: ... BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM !!!!!

Me: Oh I'm so happy you feel the same way!!!

Animal: SAME WAY!! SAME WAY!! EAT DRUMBS AAARHHHH!!!

Me: Neat? Oh... you think I'm... I think you are neat too.