My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Do you think a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Hm? Shakespeare.
Me: *looks around*
Mildred: Well?
Me: Sorry, I thought you were talking to that guy.
*A shaking sphere passes them*

 

[Harvey Towers]

Mrs Emily Bear: Then there's the can-can dance...

Harvey Towers: The can can dance?

*A tin can and a tub of salsa dance past*

Can: Sure can, bud

Salsa: One, two ,three, DIP!

 

[Beauregard]

Me: I wanna hold your ha-a-nd.
Mildred: The beetles.
Me: One point.
Mildred: No, bugs.
Me: And we're back to the listening device in the telephone jokes...
Mildred: *pulling close, and whispering* There is an insect crawling up your trouser leg.
Me; Oh. Well, don't shout too loud or they'll all want one. *cracks up*

 

[MrsPepper]

How could I have missed this thread?

 

[Beauregard]

Me: Look, there's Sgt and Mrs Pepper.
Mildred: Where.
Me: In the salad...

(MrsPepper, because it was started about two hours ago)

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: This thread is growing faster than that killer tomato plant over there.

Me: What killer tomato pla...*A killer tomato plant attacks me.*

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Tomatoes, how delightfull. Perhaps with a little salt and pepper.
Me: Mrs Pepper! Tom Ate Toes!
Mildred: I beg your pardon?
Me: A lame joke.
Mildred: Never mind...

 

[MrsPepper]

**dies of laughter**

I'd join in, but I'd ruin the punfest. I can only be punny when I'm NOT trying.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dr. Teeth: May I have this dance?

Dee: Certainly. *swoons* I'm Diana,but you can call me Dee.You know Dr. Teeth,you've always been one of my favorite muppets.Let me count the ways...

Count: Did someone say count?

Dee: Figuratively,Count.

Count: Oh,pardon me. *makes his exit*

Dr. Teeth: Pleased to make your acquaintance Dee. *twirls Dee*

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs pepper, feel free to join. After all Vibs is here *cracks up* Never mind...

Seriously, we'd love your presence even if you were just waltzing with the king of the cool.

Mildred: Yes, we'd like your presence.
Me: And your presents.
Mildred: Dip.
Me: WHoops...