My true love unleashed...

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Yes, he's still drunk) I don't know until they hit me again!

 

[Vibs]

Me: Animal, you are so romantic. I think... I... I think I....

Animal: YOU GO BYE BYE???

Me: ... no, dear I was just about to propose...

Animal: PROPOSE!!! PROPOSE!!!!! AAAAAHH!!!

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Drunk, drunk, drunk) I gotta go to da toidy! Which tree is it?

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Please can we stop by the punch bowl?
Me: It would be better if we didn't...
Mildred: I'm parched! *stops at Punch bowl*
Boxing glove extends, mises Mildred and hits me.
Me: Charming. Now I'm punched...

 

[Harvey Towers]

Mrs Emily Bear: You know I tried tap dancing once...

Harvey Towers: Wait a minute, your not going to tell that old "I fell in the sink" joke, are you?

Mrs Emily Bear: No, I fell off the espionage device attached to the telephone.

Harvey Towers: Ah, you mean line dancing!

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Drunk again) Hi ya, Lucy Goosey! Care for a drink with us...hey, where'd everyone go? Why's everyone running from me>

 

[Krazedmuppet]

(after havin one.. or 5 with d'snowth)
hey... hey have ya heard the one... you know the one... about the guy... who didnt pay his exorcist promptly? have ya? have ya?

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: Have I? No? Have I? No? Have I? No? So get your bittle lottle of MitaVetaMegaVin!

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: I do declare that Emmily is doing the telephone rock.
Me: That's the problem with rocks, they don't ring properly and if you talk to them they don't talk back.
Rock: Hey, you got something to say, huh, say it ta my face there.
Me: I would if..I could find your face.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

HE GOT REPOSSESSED!!! get it?! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Man I feel like dancing now, wanna dance D'snowth?! but... but.. with NO shoes on!