My true love unleashed...

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk, up on the stage with mic) "You...are...my...little...chili...dog!..."

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Me: You know there is a word for someone who watches elbows
DanDan: An elbow watcher
Me: Yes dear
Deer: You called?
DanDan: No I didn't
Deer: OK then, *neigh*
Me: Deers don't neigh
DanDan: Don't they what?
Me: Neigh, not they
DanDan: Don't they what
Me: *scrunches face*

 

[Beauregard]

Me: Who is that?
Mildred: That's a penguin with a CUE card that says, "KEEP DANCEING"
Me: Oh, right. Keep dancing.
Mildred: Why thank you. *does a dip*

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Yep, still drunk) "Ah, DanDan gots a new twin!"

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: That man is causing an uproar!

Me: Who D'Snowth?

Hilda: No him! *We see Sweetums throwing lions into the air*

 

[Krazedmuppet]

(getting board with sams talk on how Plastic was used by the pilgrems to cure the black feaver, sneaks away, only to find myslef at the pucnch bowl with D'snowth)

Me: Um... hello... crazy party eh?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Me: Dip? More like dippy! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
DanDan: Quiet, I'm meditating
Me: In a dance hall?
DanDan: Yes, is that a crime?
Me: Yes
Police: This way, ma'am...

 

[D'Snowth]

(getting board with sams talk on how Plastic was used by the pilgrems to cure the black feaver, sneaks away, only to find myslef at the pucnch bowl with D'snowth)

Me: Um... hello...

D'SNOWTH: (Am I drunk? Yes!) "Hi yeah! Have one on me Krazed!...In fact, I'll have one with you!"

 

[Krazedmuppet]

Me: awsome, what are we havin'?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: One single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
Me: Now we're talking...