Muppet Show Role Play

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey HEY! I'm back in full form, rested, and feeling GOOOOOD!

Gonzo! Scooter! Beau! Floyd! Tommie! Everybody!

The lights are up and the show is going! Come on! Let's go out there and give them a BIG ROUSING NUMBER!!

*The Band gathers in the orchestra pit, the curtains open and all the Muppets are together on stage as the music starts.*

Um...I don't know what number we're doing! Scooter, you have the sheets, what is it??

 

[Super Scooter]

*waking up* Huh? Huh? Wha-? Sorry, guys. (computer's been down )

Er, Jingle Bell Rock! Jingle Bell Rock! Er, uh, everyone on-stage for Jingle Bell Rock!

Oh. No. Sorry, everybody! Everyone onstage for Weird Al's Amish Paradise!!!!! In five!

Get the butter chernurs! Quick!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

HAA!

I got my butter churner!!

Oh, AND a cow!!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Why does Harry's costume have a fake beard?

 

[Super Scooter]

Fozzie, that's a cow!

I got my beard, and my hat! Er, do Amish folk wear glasses?

(I live in Amishville. Everywhere you turn there's an Amish folk! It's a good thing they're not allowed to use computers, or I could get in trouble for what I just wrote. )

Ever see an Amish guy driving a car?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oy, eh?!

I got my beard and hat and curly curls thingies going on here!

Saaayyyy, I LIKE this new look!!

Wockaaa!!

 

[Super Scooter]

It, uh, really works for ya' Foz. Gulp!

Hey, you even dressed up Billy!

Beau, how's your costume coming?

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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*waking up* Huh? Huh? Wha-? Sorry, guys. (computer's been down )

Yo, Scoot, my man. You're starting to sound like Zoot.
Here we go....


Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell time and Jingle Bell chime... Take it, Beau.

 

[Super Scooter]

Noooo! We're doing Amish Paradise! Wait!

*the Muppets end up singing Jingle Bell Rock in Amish outfits*

Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell square... (I think)

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Yo, man. Can we take a break? I never did buy Janice that dinner I promised her. We won't be long. I know Beau will probably do something dumb and I'd have to cover for him.