Muppet Show Role Play

[Super Scooter]

Er, if we don't, we can just play a recording and lip-synch!

 

[Beauregard]

*Curtains open*

Kermit is still in his dresing room so allow me to start thes how.

*cough*

Tw'as a cold winters night a long, long time ago.

*Starts to rain*

*Walks of stage*

What happened to the snow?

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Does every one know there lines?

I don't know, man. What's the band supposed to be singing again?

(By the way, thanks for reminding me about that Daffyfan2003 thing, Scooter. I'll have to change that on my profile.)

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Beauregard
Does every one know there lines?

*looks at the script*

Did some one say blast? OK, Harry's ready!

 

[Beauregard]

(Foz if your here, can you help us with the scripts over at Clasic Muppets please)

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Hey, man. Nobody answered my question. I'll just have to look at the script. Let me see that for a sec, Harry.

 

[Beauregard]

Sorry Floyd.

I think you are singing oh where oh where has our little frog gone.

Hey this is last year's script.

Hang on I'll get the proper one.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Good, because if I had to sing something like that I would have went nuts. Remember, Floyd Pepper does "hip" music. "Where Has My Little Frog Gone" just doesn't cut it. Robin might like that one though.

 

[Beauregard]

Here I have found it.

*Brings out huge script*

Reads that quick the show is about to start.

*Goes back onto stage*

Ladies, and Gentle men Girls and Boys Our first performance tonight if THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM performing Jingle Bell Rock, with me providing the dancing.

*Curtains open to revel The Electric Mayhem all sat on a roof covered in snow*

*Steps Back*

Jingle Bells,

*Walks left*

Jingle Bells,

*walks right*

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride on a one hourse open sleigh.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*RUns through the door breathing heavily*

We made it!! We're here, everybody!!

*Drops rubber chicken on floor, and it falls flat.*

Good idea.

*Lays down on floor beside the rubber chicken.*

Please don't step on the bear rug!! zzzzz