Muppet Show Role Play

[Super Scooter]

Oh, great, Beau!

Whew! Look at the dent in the front! .... must be something wrong with the engine.

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
Puppetry? What's that?

You'd better be careful Beau! your mart is showing!

er, I meant smart is showing.

(120 seconds... there is nothing!!!!!!!!!! Oooh! Tuna!)

*grabs clipboard back*

So there, Beau! Go get your own. ...Er, sorry.

*looks at clipboard*

It's not tapdancing! It's introduction! There's a distinct difference in consen-consen- oh, whatever! They're different words!

Oh... it is tapdancing.

 

[Beauregard]

Hey, listen lets not argue lets get out of the car and get back to the theatre.

You will be onstage so I'll perform Kerit, and we'll have to hope that the Pig will fall for it.

(Note: Foz, can we get a pig from anywhere?)

*Electric Mayhem bus hits back of car*

Oh no.

 

[Super Scooter]

Nuts! My tuna sandwhich was back there!

*notices clipboard*

Dah!!!!!! Fozzie! Beau! Everyone! Quick! Get out of the car! We've got to be to the theater in ten minutes! We'll have to run for it!

 

[Beauregard]

*steps out of car into somthing none to nice*

Now, now, Beau don't Custard.

9 minuets to go come on. Wait. I think we should....

Is that a Limo I see?

 

[Gonzo14]

-At the Theatre-

Where are they they start in 9 minutes

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Standing around the wrecked vehicles, the once stiff Kermit begins to move and not be so tensed up.*

He's BREATHING!! LOOK GANG, IT'S KERMIT!!

*Glad to have their boss getting into his own form, they hear the sounds of a vehicle fast approaching. Looking down the road, with 9 minutes until show time, they realize it is a long, large pink limousine trimmed in foo-foo frills and lace. It reeks of "Moi" perfume, and the sounds of music performed by a noticeable swine are emmitted through speakers for all the world to...um...enjoy?*

Hey! That looks like Miss PIGGY'S LIMO!!!! YAAYYYYY!!!

*Dances in circles with his rubber chicken and dons his fuzzy nose glasses for no reason at all.*

 

[Beauregard]

(Thank goodness your back, Foz, but why have you mentioned Kerm and Pig if there is no one to play them? We were getting on quite nicly with the idea of puppeting Kermy)

Over here Piggy.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

{NOTE: We don't want to stretch the integrity of the characters whether someone is here to play them or not. Keep in mind the rules set forth in the first post of how to play the game, as well as that Kermit and Piggy weren't always in every scene of TMS, but we knew they were somewhere on the set. We can have Kermit, Piggy, and Janice in the Role Play without anyone here to play them, we just won't talk for them but rather make indication that they're here: in other words, Scooter might say, "Hey, Fozzie, Chief said you're on in 10 seconds!" Currently, we've created a complete story so far, even to the point of defeating our nemesis, and are headed back to our safe haven. Once this wraps up, I think I'm going to do a short story based on it for the fan fic section and list it as written "BY" all us role-players.}

*With only a few minutes until show time, the limo screeches to a halt, a purple-gloved hand reaches out, grabs Kermit, and squeals away toward the Theater.*

HEY!! What about US?

*Fozzie darts off on foot toward the theater.*

 

[Super Scooter]

Well, that's... nice.

Hey, come back here! Piggy!

Guys, come on! We gotta go! Fozzie, wait up! We've only got eight miniutes!

*Scooter and the rest of the Muppets chase after Fozzie towards the theater*