Muppet Show Role Play

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Alright, guys. What do you want me to do with this mop?

 

[Zack the Dog]

Guys! guys! why don't i try chewing threw the door!?!!

"CHOMP!'"

Ohhhh....my mouth! I did this before ...Now you guys know why i don't have any teeth...ohhhh! well i guess i had to try a dumb idea too....



Zack)Rowlf the Dog

 

[Crazy Harry]

Teeth?

*begins knawing at the door*

 

[Beauregard]

Floyd just keep hold of it for now.

Where's Dr Teeth when you need him? He could get through this door in a Jimmy Riddle.

Hey that's an idea!!!

I'll go and get one.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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*starts to go crazy and strangle Beauregard*

Look, man! My honey is in there! Isn't there anything I can do, besides just stand here? I'm going insane!

*calms down*

Man, now I'm sounding like Animal.

 

[Gonzo14]

(on the phone)
Fozzie, I'm sending you the cannon you asked for, it should be there in a few days

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Thanks, Gonzo. That'd be just fi---A FEW DAYS!!? Maybe you should use FedEx or UPS instead of the Post Office?!

AIGH!!

Okay, I WON'T panic...I WON'T panic...

*sighs, calms down*

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!!

Wait...this window. Floyd, you're skinny enough. Climb out and around the ledge and get us in the room!

 

[Super Scooter]

*enthusiastic* I know, guys! I'll use my super powers to bust through that door!!!

*attempts to create shield around him, and runs right into the door... with no success*

Oh, nuts! I forgot! After that last incident with the plunger, the International Guild of Immitation Super Heroes took away my un-likely super powers!

Um, does anyone have an asprin?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

No, but I have some acetometophenimonominmanah...stuff.

Floyd's gonna crawl out for us on the ledge, right Floyd?

 

[Super Scooter]

*groggily* Uh, Floyd? Who's Floyd? Are you speaking to me? Why am I dressed in tights???? Why am I wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants???? ...That feels kind of nice. Refreshing. Uh, Mr. Bear, do you have the time?