Muppet Show Role Play

[Fozzie Bear]

*Tries last key and gets frustrated!*

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*Throws open window*

SWEETUMS!!!

*Leans head against door and screams through the very small crack*

Don't worry, Kermit and Janice!! We're gonna save you!!

*Bangs head on door.*

That never works, but if ONLY Pepe or Rizzo were here, even little Robin, I could put them through the window to climb around and open the lock of the door...unless Sweetums shows up.

SHOW!!? Oh-no! I hope the show is going okay!!

 

[Beauregard]

(Janice thanks for coming over again)

Don't worry Guys I have a plan. That sealed keyhole may just be filled with dust.

I shall go down to the theatre and get my cleaning gear. I'll call the others to help too.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

But if the others come, who's gonna run the show?

I'm having a nervous breakdown, I can feel it in my toes. They're asleep.

I want my mother...

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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and btw even if Andrei WAS a girl, I don't think Floyd would be saying "hun" or anything like that to Andrei because he already has Janice .

I hadn't really thought of that. I sort of just meant hun in kind of a friendly way. I'm not very good at imitating Floyd. Sorry about that.

*as Floyd*

Do we even have a key? Janice, honey, I hear you in there. We're coming!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Scratching at door*

Come on! Maybe if we all scratch we can claw our way through!!

 

[Beauregard]

*Runs down the steps*

Hello every one. We have found Janice.

I need my cleaning tools though.

*Runs up stairs*

Here everyone, out of my way!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Go, Beau, GO!!

Why'd I just feel like reading from a Tom and Sally book?

 

[Beauregard]

*Passes duster to Foz*

Hold this

*Passes mop to Floyd*

Hold this

*Passes broom to Harry*

Hold this

Hey where are my extra strong mints?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno, Beau! OH, BEAU! HURRY UP!! We haven't got all day! There's still criminals on the lam, and I thought we were gonna get blown up---wait! HARRY!! Do you have any more explosives?

 

[Beauregard]

*Runs down steps, runs back up*

Here these mints are sooo strong they should be able to push the door down.

*Throws mints at door*

*Door falls down reveling another door*

Oh no now I've used up all my mints!!!

And your breath relly stinks, you should have a mint, hang on I havn't got any mints left!!!

Aghhhhh

*1799, 1798, ...1787)