Muppet Group Therapy Session

[MeepBorkMeep]

Me: Awww. Kermy. I'm sorry. *Hugs Kermit and hurles him out window*

Kermit; RARARHAEHRHGHARGH! *Splat*

Me: Problem solved. *Sits by MN and RL, and pets Scooter on the head* Sorry, Scooter.

Kermit (Splato version): *comes upstairs, and politely knocks on the door. Enters* Sowwy. *Sits down*

 

[Smiles]

hehe this story is soo funny!

Me: It's alright Scoot, just think of how funny you growling is!
Kermit: So your only going to be nice to him too?
Me: No Kermie, you growling is funny too.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

My, my. Thanks for the cocoa, Renee. (takes a nice long swig)

Big Green and Mean vs. My Uncle's Favorite Nephew, Round 2:

Scooter: 4(forum members being all sweet to him)
Kermit: 4 (potshots at his dignity as an amphibian emcee)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(looks down at Scooter) Feeling better, pal?

Scooter: (sniffles) Yeah. Kind of.
M.N.: Good, very good. Everything's going to be okay, all right?

(up in heaven, Jim and Richard are lounging around on clouds and watching the action)

Richard: (smiles blissfully) Aren't these forum members such a nice group?
Jim: I beg to differ. Look what happened to Kermit.
Richard: (snort) Well, when you were alive, you did enough of that to him yourself.
Jim: Good point.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

((Scooter and Kermit look up into the sky at lounging Muppeteers))

Kermit: What's that supposed to mean!
Jim: Nothing...Kermit...
Kermit: No come on, tell me to my face!
*Loud bickering*

Richard and Scooter wink at each other, and lean back satisfiedly.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: *Laughing nearly uncontrollably now* This has really made my day today! *Sips on cocoa, and gives Scooter a kiss on the cheek*

 

[puppetise]

aww cmon kermit come here heres fifty bucks go and kick scooter

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Scooter: WHAT?!
Richard: Aw, come on Kermit, come here. Here's a hundered bucks. Go and kick puppetise.

 

[Leyla]

I'm really enjoying this story. It's really funny and quite muppety. Brings a smile to my face! Of course, they all seem to hate eachother right now, so what does it say about me that I like that?

Leyla, the horrible person.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Thanks, Leyla. And it's okay, Jim, Richard, and Scooter seem to be enjoying it too. Kermit...not so much.