Muppet Group Therapy Session

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: *Produces a fire extinguisher from her back pocket, and throws it to M.N.* Come on over here Scooter. I'll fix ya up. *Pulls out a small sewing kit, and starts to patch up his ankle.* There, I think that'll hold good.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

MBM: So /that's/ what muffined means.
Hunt: Who are ya talkin to?
MBM: ....I don't know *shifty eyes*
Scooter: She's talking to the readers.
Kermit: The READERS?
Henson: What are they?
Scooter: We're not supposed to talk about it. OUCH! *Rubs ankle and glares at RL*

 

[ReneeLouvier]

[Blame the late night time guys. XD]

RL: Be quiet ya baby. I've tortured you more in my stories then this. *Finishes up his ankle, and looks at her handiwork. He's laying on his stomach in her lap at the moment.* Looks good gofer.

Scooter: Ow. That really hurt!

RL: *Playfully slaps his butt before letting him off of her lap.*

 

[puppetise]

*picks up kermit and starts chatting fozzie comes over and sits next to me and we start wispering

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Hunt: Well that's odd...
Henson: What?
Hunt: Scooter's a puppet, I didn't know he had a...
Henson: Shhhh. Don't question it.

Kermit: *Watches Fozzie and puppetise suspiciously. Edges away*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

M.N.: (sprays last bit of foam at sofa, and raises fire extinguisher, James Bond-style) Flames extinguished. I've got to run and get something. Be right back. (M.N. exits)
(Scooter sits down next to Richard, wincing)
Richard: How's the ankle?
Scooter: Hurts like I don't know what.
Richard: (playfully tousles Scooter's hair) Poor guy. Had I been in your shoes I'd have been making a lot more noise.
Scooter: (smiling wanly) As if you needed an excuse to make a lot of noise. I've read those stories about you entertaining the kids who came by the studio.
(M.N. re-enters, carrying a guitar case.)
M.N.: I need some musical therapy.
Floyd: Hey, are we finally going to get some tunes? Groovy!
(M.N. takes out guitar, tunes it up, thinks for a minute and starts playing "While My Guitar Gently Weeps.")
M.N.: It's my standard warm-up song whenever I practice. Take the lead, Floyd. Scooter, Richard, join me on the chorus, won't you?
(Floyd takes lead vocals. M.N., Scooter and Richard sing backup)

(Mr. Adler has left the room, and is recording observations about the whole group via a two-way mirror.)
Mr. Adler: I am going to be very well-paid for this session.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: *pulls out her saxhorn and plays along with them, smiling brightly* Great song, I love it!

 

[puppetise]

unties animal so he can play drums *grabs my own keyboard and dr teeth joins in with his

How bout six string orchestra

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(song goes on for a few minutes more, and then M.N. brings it to a close with a ringing chord)
Everyone: "While my guitar...gently...weeps..."

Floyd: Rock on...
M.N.: Six-String Orchestra? Just what I was thinking. Scooter, get your guitar, you're leading on this one.
Scooter: But I'm still getting the hang of it. (gets guitar and tunes it up)
M.N.: (adjusts fingers on frets) Come on, you're still pretty good. We'll back you up.
Kermit: Can we do 'Rainbow Connection' after that one? I brought my banjo.

(Scooter starts to lead everyone in a cheerful, well-played rendition of SSO.)

 

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: I love this song. *smiles as he plays it. then whispers to M.N.* I realized something. this is becoming an RPG almost. XD It's awesome. *Tiptoes over to Richard, and steals a kiss on his cheek. Then gives him a huge hug.* You're awesome man!

(You do Richard better then I do, M.N. Take it from there. XD)