Muppet Group Therapy Session

[MeepBorkMeep]

MBM: It's okay Jim. Don't feel bad. *Snort*

Jim: Thanks. Thank you all. Well at least I have Kermit.

Kermit: Yeah...I love you Jim... (eyes shift around nervously, clearly lying)

Jim: Phht. Well. *Crosses arms*

MBM: And yeah, Richard, although my subconscious went askew and thought I had a crush on Sweetums, you've popped up in my dreams several times in the form of him. And once as a chalk outline of a murdered Beaker too, but that's a very differ-nt story, and a result of a bit too much sugar before bed. .

 

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: A murdered Beaker? Do tell! That's out there creepy!! Oh, and Jim, I do love you too. I mean, if it wasn't for you...we'd not know Richard!! =D

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

MBM: Well see, me and some kids were all making chalk drawings somewhere, and I look beside me, and there's a chalk outline of Beaker, with blood splattered in it. I got the strange sensation that someone was standing behind me, it might've been you Hunt, and you were cryin or something. So I got the heck outta there.

Richard: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Beaker: YOU do?

Jim: Thanks. That means a lot, RL. *Grins sarcastically*

 

[puppetise]

i drempt of kermit was my dad and i was as small as robin

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

MBM: There, Jim, happy?

Jim: Yes. Thank you Puppetise. *Nods satisfiedly in her direction*

MBM: We'll just ignore the dream was about Kermit.

Jim: Right. But it was technically about me, kay?

MBM: Right that's what we'll go with. *Winks*

 

[puppetise]

well in away i might have been puppeteering me as a frog and jim puppeteering kermit

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Let's see, now. I dreamt once that I saw the Muppets doing an alternate staging of Muppets in Space, except in this story, they were out on a mission to board and explore a stranded spaceship...and then the scene changes and then I learn that the whole scene was part of Scooter's dream...and Scooter was having the dream while in the hospital, in a scene reminiscent of that one toward the end of 'The Search for Sadie.'

(looks over at Richard, still a little shaken from the blood-spattered Beaker dream) Hey, Rich, you still with us?

Richard: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

(M.N. nods, re-tunes the E strings on her guitar and starts to play 'Drive' by the Cars)

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

MBM: Sorry, hon. *Pats Richard condescendingly on the head* Didn't know you were so sensitive. Cool dream, MN. I had one last night that I didn't remember till four seconds ago. I was watching the Muppet movie, and Sweetums appeared or something, and I got one of those "dream dejavus". Unfortunately I don't remember it again...

 

[ReneeLouvier]

RL: *Hugs Richard, then Jim, then Dave, then Frank.* I love all of you guys!! Oh, got some pictures for you guys to see!! Here's you Richard, and you as well Jim! It's not that great, but I guess they look nice.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(looks at picture, and then at two photos of R.H., one from the Muppet Show days, the other from 1990 or 1991 or thereabouts)

Hmmm. Is it just me, or did that gap between Hunt's top two incisors become a little smaller in later years? I was just looking at a few photos, and it just seems to me that during the last few years of his life, he didn't have as much of a gap between his teeth. Just thought I'd bring that up.