Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *scrambles into room* Guys, guys! I just heard that Caitlyn was buried alive in pillows and blankets! Gonzo, get the shovel, we've got to get her out of there!
Gonzo: *comes out of nowhere wearing a pith helmet and carrying two shovels* Yessir! Two shovels and a pith helmet right here!
Ryan: Why do you get the pith helmet?
Gonzo: ...I don't know.
Ryan: Do you even WANT the pith helmet?
Gonzo: *thinks* ...No. *hands helmet over to Ryan*
Ryan: Good. Onward, men!
*Ryan and Gonzo rush out*
Sam: *looks around* Did I miss something?
Clifford: *flipping through TV stations* No more than usual.

 

[The Count]

*Watching Aladdin...

Hey Uncle D, didn't you lock Prawny in his room with that Gonzo poser?
UD: Yes, I most certainly did.
And he wouldn't get out until he updated his story?
UD: That's the general gist of it...
Well, he escaped and now he's got the weirdo, the real one, following in his lunacy. Seems like a shame though... Thought he'd want to honor the weirdo's dad's birthday today with a momentous chapter of WAD... Meh.
*Goes back to watching the movie on Toon Disney.

 

[theprawncracker]

Link: *gasps* *scrambles onto the couch next to Ed* I love this movie. You know I auditioned for Aladdin and nearly had it. They just wanted to go with someone a little more animated. *snacks on whatever's handy*

 

[The Count]

*After the movie...

UD: Shame it ended that way... Rather liked that Jaffar fellow.
Please, Hades is so much better a villain. And he's even got himself a romance with Maleficent.
UD: Oh, really? Wow!
*Both get dreamy eyes over the dark damsel.

 

[The Count]

Every man aboard would sell their mate.
For a bag of guineas or a piece of 8!
Deadly: Piece of eight.
Count: Piece of 8!
*Bats: 5 6 7 8...

Shiver me timbers, shiver me sails.
Der Squeedom tell me tales!
*Fires Bunsen at Prawny's remaining two-man dinghy.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Hey Kyle!

*come running into the living area* What is it?

Herry: Lookie here. That weirdo, freak and that cook all have youtube accounts.

They do? I would have never known Gonzo, Beaker and Swedish Chef to have one. *watches some of the videos* Wow! Those are some funny home movies. Don't you think Herry?

Herry: Well i guess. I just thought you would get a kick out of it.

Thanks Herry. I'm going back into my room. Good Night....again.

Herry: Good night. *keeps watching more old Sesame Street clips* It's me back in the 70's. Wow, have i changed.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is gearing up for a party in room 7)

Beige: Jar of Insta-Gro pills...check.
Storyteller: One laundry tub with ten pairs of Fraggle socks...check.
Nora: One book of postcards from Traveling Matt...check.
Erin: One set of half-eaten tires...check.
Scooter: And one catapult...check.

(Happy birthday, Dave Goelz!)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Ed: check your e-mail; I've sent along my interpretation of the heinous hippo.)

Beige: Wait, isn't a hippo that big blubbery creature that lolls around in water?
Storyteller: Don't call them blubbery; they're awfully sensitive.
Erin: Hippo's the Greek word for horse...so a hippopotamus would be a "water horse."
Scooter: Wonder how you'd say in Greek, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course?"
Nora: (walking in, carrying a newspaper) And how would you say, "horsefeathers?"
Beige: Wait, horses don't have feathers.
Erin: Unless they're Pegasus, or Night Mare. What're you reading?
Nora: A report from Russia. About the Romanov children.
Storyteller: Oh, dear, that's right...is it true that they found...
Scooter: What happened?
Erin: Well, according to new DNA testing, Anastasia and her family didn't make it out of the Russian Revolution.
Nora: No...but here they're saying the missing girl was Maria. (tosses paper aside) Then again, the scientists never agreed on which girl was missing from the others.
Beige: Oh, well...at least the family's back together in St. Petersburg, sort of.
Storyteller: It is sad...I mean, maybe their father wasn't the most adept ruler, but they were all such nice kids.
Erin: Well, maybe Anastasia's since become some little girl's guardian angel.
Scooter: Or maybe she's on the bill at some comedy club up in heaven.

 

[The Count]

Got it Erin, sent ya a reply. Oh, and don't forget about hippogriffs like Buckbeak.

 

[The Count]

*Watches everything going on above him... *Jumps off from one bell to another setting them ringing. No love for this misshapen monster, or am I the man? Solve me that riddle if you can. Ah mee, ah my... *Sadly keeps ringing the bells of MC Dorme.