Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Good to know that Ed said we could keep her. We finally have a new roomie or just a pet. Murray for some reason found this little sheep fallowing him.

Herry: This almost sounds like Mary Had a Little Lamb but with Murray instead.

Bruce: I hope i won't have to clean up after it.

Don't worry. She's a very good lamb. Last night she was using one of our bathrooms. It's like she's been potty trained.

Bruce: I hope so.

Murray: *cuddling with Ovejita* Isn't she cute.

Ovejita: Lindo.

What did she just say?

Herry: I think that was cute in spanish.

Oh yea. I forgot that she talks only in spanish. We might have to get one of theose books.

Murray: Like you had when Tommie was visiting.

Yep. That's the one. So i'll go and buy one at Walmart. I'll be back. I'll tell Grover the news.

Herry: Can i come?

Sure. Anyone else? No one? Ok. Let's go Herry.

Herry: Right behind ya, Kyle.

 

[The Count]

Hi Kyle... If you need, you can ask us, since some here like Rosita and Claudia and myself speak Spanish. But it's also good to be able to solve things on your own, so a Spanish/English Dictionary would be a good idea. Good night buddy.
*Hunkers down to listen to new MuppetCast.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is in kitchen, waiting for a pan of blueberry slump to finish up in the oven)

Storyteller: In French, cute is mignon, isn't it?
Scooter: Yeah. In German, it's schoen...no, wait, that's beautiful.
Nora: What about Japanese? It's kirei, isn't it?
Erin: No, it's kawai.
Beige: And in ancient high Fragglish, it's flimmy.
Nora: Flimmy?
Beige: No, wait, that's the word for banana-faced, as in, Ro tiptop xit flimmy. My boss is banana-faced.
Storyteller: Hmm...in the meantime, how's the character design coming?
Erin: Well, I'm going to have to look up some good dramatic villains, and...
Scooter: You can borrow my copy of "Fifty-five more villains, blackguards and dastardly fiends."
Nora: Yeah, and I've got a book of good fantasy story plot devices...(oven timer goes off) Timer!
Beige: (as Erin removes slump from oven) Woo-hoo, bring on the whipping cream!
Storyteller: Beige, no, that's hotter than the lava pits in the Fire Caverns - we'll have to wait.

 

[The Count]

*Poking head in... Is that anything like blueberry grunts? Oh, and if you need help with fantasy/mythic characters, feel free to PM or raid our pantry. Frankly, I'm in that wembling mode again, always unsure of my creations/true ennumerative desires. Oh well... *Leaves some frozen nut nanas my mom made today for Erin's group.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Comes bounding into dorm room> THAT went well!
Robin: Yay! You're in a good MOOD again!
Lisa: I sure AM! At least for now. I talked to my manager!
Rowlf: And you quit?
Lisa: ...<headslap> No, I did not quit, silly dog.
Rowlf: Then what happened?
Chef: Ya, gur shmergle de hoo?
Lisa: Well, first of all, if you combine this conversation with a previous conversation, he said that he's being hard on me because he likes me and wants me to grow as a person.
Robin: Ohhhh. So he's being mean to be nice?
Lisa: Mm... Something like that, in the long run, yeah.
Robin: Ohhhh. ...I don't think I get it.
Rowlf: This is the same manager who went to Vegas last month, right?
Lisa: Left.
Chef: Shmurgwee!
Lisa: That is SO not your line.
Chef: Suuror.
Rowlf: How'd he do in Vegas?
Lisa: Um... Not very well. He said he's never going back.
Rowlf: ...Hm. So he's being tough for your benefit, huh?
Lisa: Well, yes... But he's not very good at being tough, y'see.
Chef: Nor?
Lisa: Well... I was just going in to make sure I got some days off next week, you see. But he immediately started looking at the schedule, and now it looks like I'll have THIS FRIDAY off, AND if that one guy is back from Japan I MIGHT get THURSDAY off, AND he made it sound pretty close to a guarantee that I WILL get next Monday and Tuesday off!
Rowlf: Oh, that's great!
Robin: YAY!
Chef: Um de bork bork bork!
Lisa: He said no promises, of course, but still... That's ONE less thing to worry about.
Rowlf: <Quietly> You could use more than one less.
Lisa: <Shrug> Things are on an upswing now. Grandma's getting better, work is working out, Mom's taking me shoe shopping today...
Rowlf: Shoe shopping?
Lisa: Mine are about two years old and starting to give me blisters.
Rowlf: Oh. No good.
Lisa: Nope.
Rowlf: Can I chew on 'em?
Lisa: ...<Blink>
Rowlf: <Shrug> I'm a dog.

 

[The Count]

Heh... The man in black I'm a fan of is curretly regaining his netherworldly powers before returning to the square circle...

Now then, what deviltry can I think up of next?

 

[The Count]

UD: Anything I can do for you?
Me: Yes... Bring me... Some brains.

 

[Erine81981]

*finishing putting together a new DVD rack* This thing looks awful.

Murray: How are you Kyle?

I'm fine i guess.

Murray: What's wrong?

This DVD rack that i put together doesn't look any good. It looks like it's going to fall over.

Herry: Hey Kyle! Hey Murray!

Hey Herry.

Murray: Hello Herry.

Herry: What's going on?

Murray: He put together this DVD rack and he think he didn't do a very good job.

But i didn't.

Herry: It looks good to me.

Good?

Murray: Uh oh.

Herry: I mean great. It looks great!

Your just saying that.

Herry: No not at all. What do you say Murray?

Murray: He's right. It looks great!

Just as Murray says that Ovejita tramps by

Murray: Hey Ovejita! *hugs her* Your just so soft.

Ovejita: Suave. *rubs up against Murray*

I know that word. She said Soft.

Herry: That's good Kyle. How did you know?

My mom started getting that Fabric Softern in spainsh. And that's where i learned it.

Murray: That's awsome Kyle.

Thanks guys. It's good to know you are always there for me when i need your comments. Thanks. *puts the DVD rack up over by the wall* This should be a good place for it. *starts stacking the DVDs on the rack*

Herry: Good to know he won't bother us with the DVD rack anymore.

Murray: Yep.

Ovejita: Awsome! *bleats*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Poking head in... Is that anything like blueberry grunts? Oh, and if you need help with fantasy/mythic characters, feel free to PM or raid our pantry. Frankly, I'm in that wembling mode again, always unsure of my creations/true ennumerative desires. Oh well... *Leaves some frozen nut nanas my mom made today for Erin's group.

Beige: Mmm...nanas...(chomps into one) So what's this about grunts?
Scooter: A grunt's kinda like a slump - my aunt likes to make blueberry grunt in the summer, but I have no clue where the name comes from.
Nora: It's 'cause as the berries cook, they splatter and splurt up through the dough, and sound like an animal sniffing at something.
Erin: And as for slumps, that's what they do when you dish them out on the plate. (breaks off fragment of nana) I wonder where my copy of Bullfinch's Mythology got to?
Storyteller: Oh, right...the evil horseman and his mount. Well, might I also recommend some of the more gruesome epics about the Invisible Garboyle or...
Beige: No way, some of us want to sleep tonight.

(I'll get the ideas to you as soon as I can, Ed.)

 

[The Count]

*Huggles Erin. Whenever you can. I've felt somewhat reenvigorated thanks to the copy of Toccata & Fugue I got from Randall.
Oh, Bullfinch's Mythology. How I loved reading that 900-page pageturner in auditive form one summer looooong ago in undergrad years.