Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

*sees Kathy, Rostia and Prairie* Hey girls! Hows things going?

Hi Kyle! Things are fine thanks.
Prairie:We spent the day at the pool but somebody pointing to me got really sunburnt.
Uh..I think Kyle heard us talking before,Prairie.
Rosita: I hope you had fun with your nieces Kyle.
My 1 year old niece is already toddling around. She hates having the gates up.
Rosita: Tell Herry, Grover and Cookie I said hi,Kyle.

 

[The Count]

*Bundled in bed, feeling sick... *Decides to fall asleep by reading Kermie's Girl in hopes of an update by the time I'm awake again.

*Leaves answering machine on to take any incoming messages while I'm out.

 

[Katzi428]

humming Swedish Chef's opening song as I cook, waving utensils around like the Chef himself
Prairie comes in Hi Kath..thought I heard the Chef in here.
No..that was me,just goofing off.I'm making chicken soup for Ed. He's not feeling well. Hopefully this'll make him feel better.
Prairie:That's nice of you to do that for him.
Thanks. Hang on a sec...I need to throw something in the garbage. taking an empty bag of noodles and throwing it in the trash can. It lands perfectly in there!
Prairie clapping: Good shot!
holding up 2 fingers That's 2 points!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <storms into room and grabs Chef by the collar> FEED me before I BITE someone's HEAD off!
Chef: <shaking> <grabs jar of peanut butter and offers it to Lisa>
Lisa: I've EATEN that already!
Chef: <drops jar> <grabs chocolate bar and offers it to Lisa>
Lisa: ...Despite your idiocy, you are a wise man sometimes. <Snatches chocolate bar, rips off wrapper, and takes a huge bit>
Rowlf: ...Bad day at work, huh?
Lisa: Do NOT talk to me until I have FOOD in my STOMACH!
Rowlf: Check.
Lisa: <Devours chocolate bar, sits down on ball, and breathes>
Rowlf: ...Better?
Lisa: ...No. But I'll pretend.
Rowlf: Good.
Lisa: HOW long have I been working there? HOW many times have the manager and I TALKED about the fact that I HAVE A FRIEND COMING IN TOWN from the sixteenth to the twenty-fourth? Let's take a look at my WORK SCHEDULE for while she's HERE, shall we? <rifles through purse, pulls out small notebook, and flips through the pages> Here! She gets here Wednesday. I'm working four to nine-thirty. Thursday I work one to seven-thirty. FRIDAY I work noon to EIGHT-thirty. SATURDAY I work two-thirty to TEN. WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING!
Rowlf: Can't you get the days off?
Lisa: NO! I CAN'T take any days off NOW because one of the SUPERVISORS just QUIT which means I just got upped to supervisor so they NEED me DESPERATELY because TWO OF the other supervisors want the SAME days off for this COUNTRY MUSIC thing-- and ONE of 'em doesn't even LIKE country music but her BOYFRIEND'S taking her CAMPING so I have to work and there's NO ONE else to do it because the OTHER guy's in JAPAN and the REAL manager's still on LEAVE!
Rowlf: ...Oh, so you got promoted!
Lisa: SHADDUP!
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: <Breathes> ...Don't be sorry. My fault. I'm just... GAH! <Breathes> Sorry. Sorry to snap at you.
Rowlf: <pats Lisa's shoulder> I think I'll leave you be for a while.
Lisa: <Sigh>...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo I need you for a second.
Gonzo: But Ryan, it's so late...
Ryan: It'll just take a second.
Gonzo: Alright, alright, what?
Ryan: *whispers something into Gonzo's... ear?*
Gonzo: Oh... Yeah! Haha! Let's do it!
Ryan: Great. One, two, three...
Both: WE LOVE YOU LISA! ! ! ! ! !

 

[The Count]

*Plays just for Lisa...

A song from Kermit...
And if you like my song from Kermit.
Maybe you'll like me.

Now let Robn give you a good tight hug.

Oh, and see if you can spot my changing siggies today, and deduce the nature of why.
*Mad Riddler-like laugh.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <slides muffins and bagels through hole in wall into Prawnie's room> <reconsiders> <crawls through hole to give Prawnie a great big hug> Thanks Half. <crawls back through hole to write thank you note to Ed>

 

[Katzi428]

Hello my dahlinks!
Prairie:Hmm..have you been hanging out with The Count and his girlfriend Countess Dahling von Dahling?
No,you silly girl! I went back to bowling today!
Prairie:Now that's what I like to hear!
Rosita:How'd you do?
2 strikes in 2 games!
Rosita: Wonderful,Kathy!
Prairie:Nice going,Kath!Congratulations!I'm proud of you!
Rosita:Me too!
Thanks.Everyone was glad to see me. One of my friend's fathers joked with me & said a certain place hasn't frozen over since I'm bowling again.
Rosita:Which place...oh...that place!
Right.

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: *comes in carrying a little sheep* Hey Kyle. *walks pass me and heads into his room*

Hey Murray? *sees the little sheep* Hold up Murray. *walks into his room* What are you doing with that little sheep?

Murray: *hides her behind his back* Uhhh what sheep?

The one behind your back.

Murray: Oh alright. You got me. She fallowed me to school and that's all i know. She says her name is O-Ov-Ovejita. Can we keep her? Please! *gets on his knees*

I'll talk to Ed and see.

Murray: Oh and she talks Spanish too.

A spanish speaking sheep? Weird. *picks up the phone and calls Ed* Hello Ed. I'm doing fine. And yourself? That's good. I needed to talk to you about something. Murray had a sheep fallow him to school and so he brought her here. Can she stay with us?

 

[The Count]

*Gets Kyle's message. *Answering... Well, if that little sheep is so determined on following Murray I guess there's nothing we can do about it. Hope that answers your question, have a good day.

*Hangs up. *Still in bed, sighs.
Count: Getting that creative indecision again?
Me: Yep... Will hopefully talk to my buddy later this afternoon, you know how those kinds of get-togethers go, just like Kermit's Fridays with Fozzie.

*Count shrugs as we return to our slumbering states, Uncle D unconscious in the couch's cushions.