Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Ron: Can we do another song now?

Norm: Which one do you want to do?

Ron: That one song that the jug band played... I think it's called "Barney-o"...

Norm: What kind of a song is "Barney-o"?

Ron: It goes "Way down south / Way down in Barney-o / There's a wild man called the Barney-o / Way down on Barney-o Bay". *hums the kazoo part*

Ember: Wha--? It's "Borneo", not "Barney-o", ya idiot.

Ron: Oh, yeah!

 

[The Count]

*Grim, blankly: That's Borneo mun. Like down near Australia where that crazy shaman woman told me ma nightmarish future of being doomed to being da slave of these fics. *Plays his bass in time to Borneo while the rest of the gang plays their instruments, looking downcast while performing.
*Grim, thinking to himself: If only she'd... Well, if I make the first move, she'll think I'm being too... *Is snapped out of ruminations when he feels something or someone close by.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Ember: *playing guitar to "Borneo"* I can't believe I'm doing this.

Clay: *playing fiddle* I can't believe that I'm playin' the fiddle.

Ember: Hey, Ron already had the banjo and I wanted to play guitar.

Desiree: Grim? Is that you?

 

[The Count]

*Grim, looks up from his bass... Huh? Oh, uh, hi Desiree. *Flashes a shy cheesy grin.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Desiree: Nice to see you again.

Caitlyn: *comes back in with the drawing* *sees the "band" playing* Aaaaaawwwww! ! That's so cute! They're playing in a little band!

Chamberlain: *surveying the room for prey*

Lips: They only started just a few minutes ago.

Caitlyn: Quick, let's make them a little recording studio!

 

[The Count]

*Grim, flustered: Uh... Nice to see ya too. That's a lovely shade of um, ey-ek! *Anger-scared by Chamberlain: Don't ya be nosin' in on ma business ya black buzzard! *Runs away into the corner of the studio, cursing himself for not complimenting the Muppaphone on her eyeshadow or anything else he could've said.
Grim, bashing his little knobby head against the wall: Stupid, stupid, stupid!

 

[Erine81981]

*kicks open the front door to the front desk* Hey! I'm back baby! *laughs but coughs* Man do i have the badest cough ever. I'm not feeling well. Hey Pops.

Pops: Hey there youngin. How was your trip?

It was fun but to many screaming kids. You must know what i'm talking about?

Pops: Not really. Never really found true love. *starts talking about his life back then and dozes off*

I see. Sweet dreams. Maybe there still is some chicken noddle soup left. *heads to the room* *gets key and unlocks it* *opens it up* Hello? Is anyone home? Oh yea. Grover and Herry are upstairs with Alex and her roomies. Wonder where Bruce and Murray stay? Oh well. I'm sure someone let them stay the night with them. *heads into my room, fall face first into the bed* Oh am i so happy to be home in my own bed again. *snuggles up with a pillow*

 

[Erine81981]

*blows nose, cough cough* *eatting some chicken noddle soup* I hope this helps a little. *turns on the TV* *pushes the DVR button to see what all recorded over the weekend* I think i'll watch some "Aliens in America." *starts to watch it* *coughs some more*

 

[The Count]

Hi... Hey Cait, ya haven't seen Grim Reader around have you? He might want to check out Amazon? Moi? Ch. 8 with us. He's been dying to get Desiree in his bony arms, but you know how guys are... Always afraid to ask da girl out. Anyway... Heard your earlier question, how's about "Viva Mupp Vegas"?

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: "Viva Mupp Vegas"? ... okay. *watches the "theater group" perform* *giggles uncontrollably*

Lips: *brings Grim and Desireee out* You wanted these two, Ed?