Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Ember: ... That's it, I'm leaving. *starts to leave*

Clay: Where you going?

Ember: Away from here... *puts on headphones* ... *laughs* I wish I had that episode. Or at least saw the scene. "Pretty"... *laughs again*

Norm: Where is that style?

 

[The Count]

*Grim: Style? What style? Bettah not be the style Johnny dressed Bunsen in doing his bad Roy Orbison imitation.

*Leads the trio in a rousing round of Lydia the Tattooed Lady.
*Waits with dying sighs, thinking Desiree'll never show up at the ball.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Desiree: *finally lands* Wow, long way down.

Ember: Where were you, Des?

Desiree: Reading a note, then getting down to the floor.

Ron: Y'know, now that I think about it, me, Norm, Grim, Desiree and Ember make a pretty good parallel to the Fraggle Five.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder where she's creeping off to. Oh well... Dum-de-dum-dum...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *packing*
Beau: *pacing*
Bo: ...
Beau: ...
Bo: A little help, maybe?
Beau: *unpacking*
Bo: *pacing*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(entire population of room 7 is nursing scratchy throats)

Beige: (having some ice cream) She's got an image stuck in her head, and I've got a frog stuck in my throat.
Nora: (hunting for aromatherapy candles) Beige, you know that joke really doesn't fly around here. (joke book flies across room) On the other hand...
Storyteller: (huddled over humidifier) Is this going to lead to a repeat of the Windmills episode?
Scooter: (sipping a milkshake) Only if Thomas Crown was dealing with laryngitis instead of a breakup with Vicky Anderson.
Erin: (sipping tea with honey and lemon) Yeah, and the song would be full of references to cough drops, menthol cream and stuff.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *pacing*
Beau: *packing*
Bo: I don't know what I'm supposed to be DOING!
Beau: Ironing some more clothes and dusters for the Denmark trip?
Bo: *panicing*
Beau: *packing*

 

[The Count]

*After perusing the pages of the fics that were updated last night around midnight, Grim is now happy... But he still lacks a certain someone to share in his reaping and reading. He plays a low mournful yet soulful tone with his scythe on the base guitar, careful not to get carried away destroying Cait's room like the last time he played Stairway to Heaven.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: *picks up Cait's notebook* What's this?

Caitlyn: *looks at the page that Lips is looking at* That? ... just a drawing that I did last night. I'm planning on sccanning it.

Lips: It looks pretty good. It looks kind of like those "Monsters, Inc." posters.

Caitlyn: And all Muppets in the drawing are not actual size, or proportional.

Lips: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?

Caitlyn: ... yes. That's also Zoot and Robin on there. First time drawing all three of you, too.

Lips: Wow.

Caitlyn: Also, you should be where Zoot is in the picture. But the Zoot in the picture thought that if you get top billing, you get the top spot.

Desiree: *looks at the picture*

Caitlyn: And I think Robin's smaller than he's actually supposed to be in the picture.

Lips: Why are you critiquing your own work? This looks great! You should show the others this!

Caitlyn: ... okay, let me scan it first. *tears the drawing out of notebook and places Desiree up on the shelf* Don't fall. *goes to find scanner*

 

[The Count]

*Walking by... Wow, it sure is quiet around here lately. Then again, with people off on mini-vacations... Course, I miss Beth and Bryan and their roomies. *Crunches into a cookie, thinking it's safe since Cookie Monster has been on a whirlwind media tour promoting the upcoming season.

*Grim keeps playing the base guitar, not sure where he's currently at, whether on the floor with Ron and Norm or up on the shelf.
Grim: When this ol' world starts gettin' ya down.
And people just pass by right in front of yar face.
*Ron and Norm: Up on the sheeeeelf.
Grim: I climb way up to the top of the shelf.
And ma cares just seem to drift right into space.
*Ron and Norm: Up on the shelf.