Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*On Cait's shelf...
Grim, snoozing: Leave him be Ron, he ain't botherin' anybody mun.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Thankees Squeeky. If you wanna help, what'd rather make me feel better is you finish one of your stories. That always makes me smile, along with finding one of your or Kathy's posts. Or whenever it starts storming. Ah, now that never fails to put a gladdened grimace on my face. *Dreams of Autumn rainy days.

Claudia: *Cools down* Awwss....*Snuggle* <3
You're the best.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

*on the shelf*

Ron: ... but Grim, he's gonna eat us!

Norm: *reading paper* Over my... stuffed... gah, it just loses all the drama when you're a teddy bear.

Chamberlain: *to self* You're next, Teddy Boy.

 

[The Count]

*On the shelf...
Grim: Nah mun. He wouldn't try nuttin', me scythe would blast him in a half-a-second.
*Sends note to Caitlyn via paper airmail to pass on the note to Desiree Muppaphone.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Chamberlain: O_O I don't believe it...

Marvin: O_O

Ron: Shaggy lives here?

Norm: ... I'm not even gonna explain it to him.

Caitlyn: *enters the room* *looks among the crowded Muppaphones* *picks up one Muppaphone* This is for you. *hands the note to...*

Desiree Muppaphone: Thanks. *is set down on the computer desk starts to read the note*

Caitlyn: *starts to leave* *to two other Muppaphones* You two aren't getting married soon, are you? 'Cuz in my dream last night, you were.

Ember Muppaphone: What... the heck?

Clay Muppaphone: I don't understand it, either.

 

[The Count]

*Grim: Forget it mun... I hear da magic pipes comin'. Nope, it's da music of da night, must be another Muppaphone ball starting up down below. C'mon, I'll get us in.
*The three squeeze into the Super Grover plastic telephone booth and a portal appears after the doors close, a car moving straight downwards like the opening of Get Smart.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Ron: I wanna drive!

Norm: *to some unknown force (to the others, it looks like he's talking to the ceiling)* Can you please change me into something other than a teddy bear?

Desiree: *turns around*

*... as the car goes right by her*

 

[The Count]

*(Elevator car, not real car...)

The doors swing open as the trio walks out two of them confident as heck, Ron somewhat apprehensive of being off of the shelf, now within attacking range of the Skexus perched on the top bunk bed.

Grim: This way boys... Da Muppaphone ball is da biggest party of da summer year. Everybody gets to razzle and dazzle their fuzzles.
*Intimidates the doorman, gets his friends inside the ball, hoping for a chance meeting with that girl Muppaphone.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

*"At the Dance" music is playing*

Ron: *looks around* ... The fryer!

Norm: *to self* Good grief, the comedian's a Muppaphone...

Desiree: *makes her way off of the desk*

Chamberlain: *plotting when to swoop down and eat some of the Muppaphones*

 

[The Count]

*At the ball...
Grim: You know, she likes French singers. But I like French fries. What? You don't get it? That's cause you didna order any. *Joins in the badly sung version of Danny Boy, somewhat off-key as the three break down finishing the song amidst tears and gruff soda drunk voices.