Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Snuffy: Did Chamberlain ever call you back, Bird?
Big Bird: No, but that's okay. I'll probably see him around.
Bert: Hey, everybody! It's time to listen to the Muppetcast!
Ernie: I've got the popcorn!
Cookie: Me got cookies!
Bryan: Great! Let's turn it on!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *waltzing with Sweetums* One-two-three and one-two-three and one-two-three and.....

Animal: CHA-CHA-CHAAAA! *grabs Janice and begins to try to dance with her*

Alex: Very nice-two-three and one-two-three and one-two-three and straighten up-two-three.... keep your shoulders back, your stance tall, your arms firm.....

Animal: *cuts in* MY TURN! DANCE DANCE! *begins a very fast, sloppy, all-over-the-place waltz*

Alex: Oh, ok!

Sweetums: *shrugs and begins to waltz with Bean*

Floyd: *does a box-step with Janice*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: 'Kay guys, I'm planning on hitting the Soap Shoppe tomorrow. Any requests?
Tosh: Oh! Can you get me some Sweet Pea? And a couple bars of the pet soap; I'm running low.
Mimzy: I really liked those samples of Rose Patchouli you brought back last time.
Kim: Okay, so sweet pea and pet soap for Tosh, and rose patchouli for Mimzy, got it. Anyone else?
Boober: Oh, I dunno...surprise me.
Kim: Famous last words, Boober. Gillis? You want anything?
Gillis: Well... (whispered) could you get me a bar of that Eucalyptus soap? I really liked it.
Kim: Sure thing, Gil.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

Bunsen: Don't worry, Claudia.
This isn't a crash...It's a change of altitude!
Tsstsst!

Claudia:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lands ontop of Ailie
@_@ LOOK, MOMMA, IT'SA GATOR!

Dr. Van Neuter: No, that's just Chamberdork.

 

[The Count]

She's already taken boys... Read all about it in the great Ghostbusters/Muppets fanfiction. Spooking of which... *Prods Claudia.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (reclining on sofa, studying some French) How are the new glasses feeling, Scooter?
Scooter: (adjusting said glasses) They feel a little weird, but I'll get used to it. (looks over at book) What's French for glasses?
Erin: Les lunettes. Tu as des nouvelles lunettes.
Beige: That's nice. (looks up) What's eating the Newsman?
Nora: Hopefully not a monster, or Rezal-ev---
Scooter: Shh! The name's jinxed!
Nora: Oh, right.
Storyteller: (rummaging around) Nora, have you seen that bag from the Soap Shoppe anywhere?
Nora: Try the bathroom!
Storyteller: (checking) Ah, here it is...everyone, Kim recommended a new soap shop to me, so I went and got everyone some new soap.
Beige: Please, nothing too flowery...
Storyteller: Oh, cool it, Beige, I got you a bar of that pine-scented kind you like. (looks into bag) There's apple blossom for me...for the rest of you, I got lavender for Nora, spring clover for Scooter and orange-lime for Erin.
Nora: So the place is going to smell like a greenhouse every time someone uses the shower.
Erin: And seeing as some of those scents don't grow in the same climate or season, it'd probably be a greenhouse at a genetics lab.

 

[The Count]

*Gets back home tired after a long afternoon of nothing... Has dinner as he's as hungry as an apocalypse demon. *Zonks out on the bed afterwards.
UD: Well... That was certainly productive.

*Snoring in sleep... Nora in Wonder... Dead Men... Ghosts... Zzzzzzz...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Oh, Alex, that was so sweet of you to have mentioned me in the way you did.
So I bought a little something!
Hands her a plate of cookies
Do feel better, Ailie!
Oh...poor girl.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *barges into bedroom* Ryan, do you know what it is I have hear in my hand?
Ryan: *rubs area between eyes* I'm sure you're going to tell me, aren't you?
Sam: But of course. Ryan, I have here a list of every single person in this Dorm that isn't possitively out of their mind.
Ryan: And did you compile this list on your own Sam?
Sam: Of course, who else could be trusted enough for a job of this distinct and patriotic magnitude?
Ryan: I figured as much. I can't imagine it's a long list then.
Sam: Sometimes, Ryan, words must be lessened for patriotic integrity.
Ryan: Something like that, I'm sure. Well read me this list of your Sam.
Sam: Mmm, with pleasure! *clears throat and straightens paper* A list of fine and distinguished personel within the Muppet Dorms: *clears throat again* Sam the American Eagle.
Ryan: ...And?
Sam: *stares at Ryan* That is all.
Ryan: *laughs* Go figure.
Sam: Do you not see, Ryan? Do you not see what these-- these weirdos have done to you? You are no longer normal!
Ryan: Never was.
Sam: You have been completely brain washed by these strange and weird people within this very building.
Ryan: Do you expect me to complain about this?
Sam: No, but I will be taking it upon myself to protect you from these nut-jobs.
Ryan: And how do you plan on doing that?
Sam: By locking you in this room where they cannot get to you. *scuttles out of room and locks door*
Ryan: *groans* Good thing I had that trap door built...

 

[Beakerfan]

The gang sleepily heads back to room 24.....

Sweetums: You know, I haven't heard a peep out of Animal since he was at the party.....

Animal: *trying to caress his teddy bear and his drum set at the same time*

Floyd: Hey Animal!

Animal: *turns his back to Floyd and continues to hug his drums*

Floyd: Well, uh, I never seen him so quiet before......

Sweetums: Animal, how about you play a drum solo?

Animal: *throws his drumsticks towards Sweetums and Floyd*

Janice: Like wow, Floyd. Maybe you should like, go talk to him.

Floyd: *stares at her flatly* Have a talk with Animal?

Alex: *walks into the room in her pajamas* Allright guys, time for bed! *sees Animal* Uh-oh.... guys, get to bed I'll handle this.

Floyd and Janice go to bed while Sweetums tuck Bean into bed.

Alex: Animal? *sits next to him on his mattress* Hey, it'll be ok man. You'll feel better tomorrow.

Animal: *looks at Alex with hope* Pro-mise?

Alex: I promise. C'mere *hugs Animal tightly*

Animal: Sing song?

Alex: Well.... allright. But then it's bed time.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

*kisses Animal on the forehead*
Now go to sleep....