Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Ok Beakie, careful now.

Beaker:
Mee moo!
Gets a knife; slowly guides it to the very end of the muppet corpse

Bunsen:
Good work.
Let's have a look.
Hmm, we'll be the first scientists to ever witness the insides of a live muppet!
A most exciting event!
Make sure to close the door.
We wouldn't want an innocent mind to wander in!

Beaker:
Nods slowly as he shuts the door
Mee mee mee!
Eyes snap even wider (is that even possible?)

Bunsen:
Beaker...
He looks on shakily, glasses falling off
There's a human hand in him!
A HUMAN HAND!
WE MUST TELL THE WORLD, BEAKIE!
We aren't...re-re-rea!

Beaker:
....
Trembles
MEEEP?
ME ME ME MEEEEEEE!

Claudia:
Puts on a pair of sunglasses;
puts on a suit;
Goes into the time machine.
They go thirty minutes back.
I'll be back.
Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[Erine81981]

Glad we ran into the gang yesterday or we would have never known where Big Bird's party was.

Grover: Yep.

Don't forget Grover. You forgot.

Grover: I know. I feel so embarrass.

But everyone forgets. You still did fine Grover. *hugs him*

Herry: Just be glad you didn't tell Big Bird about it. Then it would of been terrible.

Murray: Big Bird sure did like his swing.

Yep. I was glad he did. I hope Bryan was able to get it into his room. So what sounds good for lunch?

Grover: Why not "Everybody Eats?"

Sounds good to me.

Murray: I know what i'm going to get.

Herry: *thinking of what he's going to eat*

 

[The Count]

Hey... *Glances up from the game on the common room's TV. Huh, there's a Muppet erm, anatomy lesson going on upstairs in Claudia's room. Maybe we can give them some pointers.
UD: Like what?
Like sneaking up and moving the clock hands so the lecture's over that much quicker... And to hopefully not have so many guest visitors lose their lunches like when that vacuum cleaner was opened up.

Count, excited over keeping track of the teams: This is one of the best times of the year! Did you fill out a bracket?
Nope... Did that last year. Took away from the fun of being the casual fan that I am. There are a few teams I'm favoring... Like Kansas State. Have to confess, because of all the hype heaped on their freshman, I've been doing an MST3K plug whenever his name gets mentioned, from that movie about the worms.
*Goes back to watching games and rooting on for the higher seeds.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *stretches* Yeesh, all of this not havng school business is really wearing me out.
Clifford: Mmhm. We all feel sorry for ya dude.
Ryan: Clifford is that a hint of sarcasm I detect in your voice?
Clifford: *lowers shades* It ain't a hint dude.
Ryan: Ha ha, you know I'm just kidding around Cliff. I'm just bored.
Clifford: Well you could write more.
Ryan: Oh no. Don't tell me you nag now too?
Clifford: Nah, just tryin' give ya somethin' to do.
Ryan: Mmhm... Well I have a better idea. Why don't we all play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Clifford: You're gonna let Gonzo touch your Wii?
Ryan: ...Why don't you and I play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Clifford: Heh heh sounds like a plan dude.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Squishes herself next to Ryan
I WANNA PLAAAYY! D:
Zelda ish awesome. <3
Finally she kicks some censor
ZELDA SHALL NO LONGER BE SAVED BY LINK!
Link, kiss your bum goodbye!

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Blind Pew:
Bumps into Chamberlain
Iz zis you?
Lez go bounty hunting, yez?

I zorry, I waz drinking tea wiz my good friend Deadly.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs... Nerts! UConn lost in OT. Aargh... Oh well... At least there's still some more games tonight, and Smackdown too.
Uncle D creepily enters the fray.

That reminds me. Did you partake of that dish this past Wednesday?
UD: What dish do you mean?
You know... The one with the sauce and the cheeses and the beef and noodles...
UD: Lasagna?
Yes.
UD: No, it is forbidden to eat that horrid thing on the third Wednesday of March. Besides, we had that clam chowder and breadfruit you ordered.
True... But you didn't eat any during the rest of the day?
UD: Of course not! And may the Reaper strike me...
*The smell of blackened ash sweeps the phantomly dragon's nostrils at that moment.
UD: Um... No, no lasagna for me this last Wednesday.

Good enough for me. C'mon... We got dinnertime in a few.

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (Hammering)
Big Bird: Thanks for setting up my new swing, Bryan.
Bryan: You're welcome, Big Bird.
Big Bird: I can't wait to swing on it and read my new storybook you gave me for my birthday.
Bryan: Don't forget to send Kyle and the Monsters a thank you card for your swing.
Big Bird: Oh, I won't! There's a whole bunch of friends I need to thank.
Ernie: But it's not Thanksgiving, it's Easter! Khekhekhe!
Bryan: Speaking of Easter, I wonder what we should do.
Big Bird: (swinging back and forth) Maybe Ed has plans for an Easter egg hunt this year.

 

[The Count]

Hi... Don't think so. Last time we had one I was sorta met with mixed results. So I think this year, if people want to have an Easter lunch here at the dorms' patio area, that'd be fine by me... Or perhaps some friends could or would prefer to have a picnic Easter meal in the town's park. Maybe there'll be an egg hunt there for all the kids and residents in town though.

 

[The Count]

*Bats help out the haunters of Room #1 as they visit each currently habited occupancy in the dorms building. Small bags filled with colorful M&M candies of regular chocolate and peanut, along with a couple of Snickers chocolate eggs are left, tied around the doorknobs. The funny thing is that each baggie has a pair of cute bunny ears attached to the top, the nice people who work at the Cabin Fever party supplies store helped us make them that way.

Happy Easter everybody. Hmmm... Wonder if the lovely little Claudia Rabbit or Bean Bunny went out into the halls and hid some other Easter goodies. Oh well... Have a good day everybody and hope you enjoy the holiday with your Muppet friends and families.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (knocking on Allie's door) Allie? It's Scooter and Beige from room 7. We're saying welcome on behalf of the others.
Beige: Yeah, and we brought a big basket of chocolate eggs...and a bunch of these little cream candies shaped like Pod People, for the Chamberlain.

(meanwhile)

Storyteller: Is it still too late to give Big Bird his presents?
Erin: Wouldn't think so. (looks at pile) I got him an antique birdhouse to hang outside his nest, so other birds can drop in.
Storyteller: I knitted two new sweaters for Little Bird and Radar.
Nora: I got my sister to send over two boxes of honey-sesame snaps...and Scooter and Beige pooled their money and got him a new gumball machine.
Erin: Nice...when the boys get back, we'll take the presents over to Big Bird.