Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hey... Erin... *Hugs her in a friendly manner. Missed ya round here lately. Feels good to have someone else learned enough and who's been through real journalistic wars... Helps defuse the craziness over a couple of recent Sesame-related articles. Hope you had a nice Easter though. Think there's a baggy there on the knob for you to share with your crew when they're all together again. Take care.
*Leavs with a bit of a smile.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Thanks, Ed - I've been a little AWOL because of the rigors of the life academic, plus the job hunt (source of many tension headaches for me). I love being a senior...

I'll have to check out the articles.

Beige: Hi, guys, we're back...(spots bag) Ooh! Candy!
Storyteller: Beige, save some for us!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: According to the Chamberlain, one of you needs to have your eyes checked.
Scooter: My eyes are fine! Look! I can read that old Canal Street sign on Erin's door!
Erin: Uh...it's not Canal Street, it's Baker Street.
Beige: Yup, it's definitely Baker Street.
Scooter: (groans) All right...I'll call Dr. Lenzes tomorrow and make an appointment.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Gets a bazooka; clad in military clothes*
Get that rabbit! That robot rabbit is running around with my Easter Eggs! <3 MY CHOCOLATEEEE!

Blind Pew:
*Takes out his sword gracefully*
For zyou, I vwill!

The Scientists:
*Cowering behind the closet*

Claudia:
*Hops into Blind Pew's arms*
CHARGE, PEW!

Blind Pew:
Furry friend again?

Claudia:
Yes!
:3 It's in honor of the holiday!
*Cuddles her big egg*

[The two hunt down the derranged rabbit gone wrong]

 

[Erine81981]

Exploisons can be heard and Me and the Monsters head over to Bryan's room.

Oh..*phew*...this place it not like it used to be durning our last Easter guys. Oh hi Bryan, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert and Cookie Monster. Sorry. Me and the guys wanted to get out of ouer room before we became chared splaters on the wall.

Murray: That girl, Claudia is one weird person.

Grover: But she sure was adorable as a white little bunny.

Herry: I just hope we don't have to deal with those robot rabbits that Bunsan built.

Me too. So is it ok if we stay in here with you guys?

 

[The Count]

*Voiceover: Muppet College Dorms have been brought to you by the letter E, for Easter... And by the number 11.
Good night everybodddeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hi, Bryan!
Bryan: Hi, Big Bird! What's up?
Big Bird: Well...I was just wondering, do you think Mr. Chamberlain would want to join the Birdkateers?
Bryan: Hmm...I don't know, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Ailie said he was a vulture. That's a bird.
Bryan: Well, he's a skeksis. That's bird-like.
Big Bird: Still, do you think I should ask him?
Bryan: If you feel the interest to invite him, then go right ahead, Big Bird. I'm not sure how he'll respond.
Big Bird: Me neither. I've never even met him really, but if Ailie is so nice, he must be too if they're roommates. I'm gonna call him. (picks up the phone and dials) It's the answering machine. I guess I'll leave a message. (into phone) Hi, Mr. Chamberlain! This is Big Bird calling. I was just wondering if you would like to play with the Birdkateers this week. I hope you will. We'd love to have you. So long! (hangs up) I left a message.
Bryan: Ah.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Oh no! Me better protect me cookies!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Well, Scooter, how was your appointment with Dr. Lenzes?
Scooter: I need new glasses, 'cause my prescription's changed.
Beige: In other words, gofer boy, your eyesight's gotten worse.
Nora: Nice...Dr. Lenzes told me that I have a different prescription for each eye - so my glasses end up costing more.
Beige: As for me, I've had to start wearing my glasses a little more often - I've crashed into a few too many stalactites - no, wait, were they stalagmites?
Erin: If they're hanging from the ceiling, they're stalactites. If they're growing up from the floor, they're stalagmites. (takes a long sip of tea) Here's to room 7. The few, the proud, the myopic.
Storyteller: Mmm, yes. Now if you'd all stop reading in the dark and spending so much time at the computer, your sight wouldn't be so bad.
Scooter: Uh, Storyteller, that's a myth.
Storyteller: What?
Scooter: Myth! Myth!
Nora: Yeth?

 

[The Count]

Yeah... But if stalactites and stalagmites are grouped together like gaping jaws, they're speleothames (SP)? That reminds me... Haven't gone to see my own eye doctor in about a year's time. Ah well, such is the busy life of a college body. Errands and schedules to keep in order and find a spot somewhere when someone can take me there...

*Ponders over stuff while getting ready for MuppetCast 50.