Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Peeking out of our room...
Count: Is it safe?
UD, looking around: Yes... Seems the melon head has subtracted his smiles from that Leach person.

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: What we eating tonight?

I was thinking of "Chicken Al King" with noodles.

Cookie M: Cowabunga! Me love that stuff.

Yep. I remember.

Herry: Hey Kyle and Cookie Monster.

Hey Herry. What's up?

Herry: Nothing. Just glad to be off saturday and sunday.

Cookie M: Hi Herry. We having Chicken on King.

Herry: I think you mean Chicken Al King.

Cookie M: Who's Al? *looks at me and Herry*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Has Bunsen on her lap)
(Watching World's End)
I love this movie.

Bunsen:
Mmm-hhmm!
Beakie, what on earth are you wearing?

Beaker:
(Sigh)
(In a dress)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Just borrowing him for Alex's dress I'm making!

Bunsen:
My, my!
Don't you look quite the princess today?
May I take you to the ball, Beakerella?

Beaker:
MEEP!

Claudia:
Stop teasing him.
(Laughs)

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:How are you feeling,Kath?
Eh...I'm OK. Just want to get rid of these blasted headaches and get some answers from my doctor.
Prairie:I understand. Hey...I kept forgetting to tell you but now I remember.Grover came up here with a white macadamia chocolate cookie that Kyle didn't want.I know you like those.
Thanks Prairie. You sure you or Rosita don't want it?
Prairie:It's all yours.
Good!I was hungry for that cookie anyway. But I wanted to make sure that our resident cookie lover wasn't around.
Prairie:He's with Kyle somewhere.You're safe. Want a glass of milk to go with it?
Sure!
Prairie leaves and I grumble in a low Cookie Monster voice Coookkiieesss!

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: *thinks he hears something* Did me hear something? *thinks a bit* Nah. Me just hearing things again. So what else we do tonight?

Don't know.

Murray: Why not play a game?

Big Bird: That sounds like fun.

Snuffy: I wanna play too! *jumps up and down which make the whole room bounce around*

Ok ok. Settle down Snuffy. Don't wanna see you through to the next floor. *brings out some borad games* Does anyone want to play "Yautzee?"

Everyone: Nah.

Ok. How about "Monopoly?"

Everyone: Nah.

Alright then. What about this one? *holds up a game that no has ever seen before*

Big Bird: What is that?

Bruce: Maybe it's the one like "Jumanji."

*looks at it* You know I don't think i've ever seen this one before either. Wanna play it?

Everyone: Yeah!

Ok. Then.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Didn't we see Oscar on 1 .vs. 100 yet again

ZOE: Yes I Did and he was smart

BABY BEAR: Yeah

LITTLE BIRD: And Speaking about Games, a little Monopoly

PETER: Good Idea!

 

[Katzi428]

OK girls...I'm off to bed.
Rosita:Still not feeling well,Kath?
Right. sigh I'm just going to take some pain killers, snuggle in bed and watch TV.
Prairie:All right Kath.Hope you start to feel better.
Rosita:Me too.
Gafferrrrtt...rubbing against my legs.
Thanks to the three of you.scratching Gaffer's head Nite.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok since that game was some what weird (in away) i say we don't ever play it again. Agree?

Everyone: Agree!

Good. Well i'm going to head on to bed guys. I'll see ya'll torromow after i get off work or sometime before work. Good night guys.

Cookie M: Good night.

Grover: Good night.

Bruce: Good night.

Murray: Good night.

Snuffy: Good night Kyle.

Good night monsters and a snuffelupagus.

Big Bird: Can you read me a bedtime story, please?

You know i'll do anything for you Big Bird. Come on. If you want i have an extra nest that i have in my room.

Big Bird: Oh good. *laughs*

As i get Big Bird settled into bed a voice over of Oscar starts in, "Today's Dorms were brought to you by the letter "O" and by the # 1. Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forms. Rotten dreams everyone." *laughs*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Must sleep...
Finished assignments...
Did a fan-fic...

Bunsen:
Yes.
It's best you get some shut-eye.
You have a very busy day ahead of you.

Claudia:
It's gonna be the weekend, though...

Bunsen:
You still have much to do.
Remember, you must do...

Claudia:
Don't remind me.
You win.

I need to sleep anyway.
Nighty night.

Beaker:
Meep.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hold still, Beaker!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony paces the floor, hands in his pockets, his head bowed.

Lefty: Hey kid. Kid! Yer gonna wear out da floor, ya keep pacin' like dat! And I don't tink I kin get a new floor for ya dis weekend. Ya'd hafta wait till Monday at least.

Tony: I'm thinking of the MC awards ceremony next week.

Lefty: What's da problem?

Tony: Nothing.

Lefty: Den stop pacin'.

Tony stops pacing for a moment; resumes.

Tony: Sorry. I'm just thinking of--

Lefty: Oh...riiiiight, riiiiight, I getcha. Yer afraid you ain't gonna win one of dem awards, ain't ya? Don't worry, I got ya covered! I'll getcha one.

Tony: Noooooo. I'm not gonna win anything, that's not what I'm worried about.

Lefty: What's buggin' ya den?

Tony: Well...I would like to bring someone with me.

Lefty: Dat's it?

Tony: Yeah.

Lefty: No problem! I'll get a tux, and I'll join ya!

Tony: Nooooooo. I want to ask...you know.

Lefty: Who? Crazy Harry?

Tony: No.

Lefty: Da Newsman what's always gettin' his reports spoiled?

Tony: No.

Lefty: Den who?

Tony: You know.

Lefty thinks for a moment.

Lefty: Oooooh! Riiiiiiight, riiiiiight! I know who ya mean!

Tony: Yeah.

Lefty: So?

Tony: So, I want to ask her to be my date, but I'm nervous.

Lefty: Nah. You ain't noivous. Ya don't look noivous!

Tony: Are you kidding? I'm sprouting a beak and feathers!

Lefty: Kid, I don't tink ya got anyting ta worry about.

Tony: Why?

Lefty: Woid on da street is...she likes ya too!

Tony: Really?

Lefty: Ya didn't hear it from me!

Tony: So...you think I should ask her?

Lefty: Well, ya kin take either her or me.

Tony: I'll ask her!

(Tony boldly opens the door, and walks out of room, shutting it behind him; he immediately re-opens door)

Tony: Is my hair okay?

Lefty: Will ya git outta here?

Lefty throws a pillow at Tony, who slams the door, before the pillow can hit him. The pillow plops against the closed door.