Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cotton candy pink for the beautiful blue-eyed girl!

Bunsen:
Fret not, Mr. Bean!
I'm feeling just dandy!
Should you like some tea to calm your tense nerves, waltz right over to the kitchen.

Claudia:
Stop...eating...yourself..Bunsen.
Found the darn cure yet, Beaker?

Beaker:
(Shrugs)
(Pinches her nose)

Claudia:
HE- (Gulps it down)

Beaker:
(Observes her expression)

Claudia:
(Blinks)
Hey, I'm OK!

Beaker:
(Gives a thumbs up and gives some to Bunsen)

Bunsen:
What an awful taste!
Wait...I'm feeling more solid!
Oh-ho! You did it Beakie!

Beaker:
Mee mee!

Bunsen:
It's great to be me again!

Claudia:
(Hears Eddie's voice)
Oh, yeah!
I did!
Finished a couple of them meself and sent it to Ryan!

 

[The Count]

*Skulking around Claudie's room... Hexcellent. *Leaves delightedly with secret plans.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Well, I'm glad Bunsen is back to normal. Earlier today, after I munched that swell-tasting popcorn, I heard a weird sound coming from my stomach...kinda like a laugh.

Tss-ss-ss...

...is what it sounded like. Freaked me out, 'cause I was all alone, and I heard this Tss-ss-ss. Then I put two and two together, and came up with...FOUR! I mean...the...thing with...Bunsen turning into...er...yeah...

(sulks away)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: Hey there Ryan! So I was talking to Link--
Ryan: I'm so sorry.
Ernie: Khekhekhe! No, he was telling me that the awards are coming up soon!
Ryan: Oh! Well, yup, Link's right. ...Never thought I'd say those two words in a row... the award ceremony was scheduled to be this weekend.
Ernie: Was?
Ryan: Uh, I mean is. Is scheduled for this weekend.
Ernie: Hmm... okay then! Well if that's true I need to go get Rubber Duckie's tuxedo rented! C'mon Rubber Duckie! *squeaks Rubber Duckie*
Ryan: Heh, alright Ernie, have a good time.
Clifford: So nobody else knows, huh?
Ryan: Knows? Knows what?
Clifford: *chuckles* Alright dude, I'll play dumb too...
Ryan: *eyes Clifford* Yeah, you better...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Nearly done with the last few awards needed for tommorow)

Bunsen:
I've seemed to have lost my laugh, and I can't find it at all.

Claudia:
Really? How queer!

Bunsen:
I...
(Hears his laughter)
Ah, found it.
Might as well open up Mr. Tony.
Ooooo Mr. Tonnnyyy!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Oh hey, Bunsen!

(Tony notices a scalpel in Bunsen's hand)

I...what are you...stay back! Stay back!

(from inside Tony's stomach, a laugh is heard)

Tss-ss-ss!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Stay still, Tony.
This won't hurt too much, honest!
Here are some anesthetics...

(Looks more menacing as he approaches the poor defenseless man)

xD

 

[Winslow Leach]

Bunsen's laugh is extracted from Tony's stomach.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
There, all I needed to do was tickle my laugh out with the scalpel!
See? And you thought I was going to cut you up.
Silly you!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah, Bunsen...really funny!

(faints)