Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Tony stands nervously outside of room 24. He takes a small piece of paper and a pencil out of his pocket, and hastily scribbles a note. He slides it under the door, and hurries back down the hall.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Smirks mischeviously)
Tony, where do you think you are going?
OH ALEEEXX!
HE SO WANTS TO TAKE YOU OUT ON A DAT-

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Clamps his hand over her mouth)
Shut it, loud mouth!
It ain't easy stepping up to a woman...
For a....date.
(Remembers the time he had to do the same with Composta--but it all ended with passionate kisses...and other stuff)

Claudia:
MFFFMMMMEEEE!

Bunsen:
Claudia, you should very well be ashamed.
Do give the poor boy some understanding!

Claudia:
But shef sho shay yef!

Bunsen:
If I can understand Beaker...
I certainly can understand that.

Claudia:
I Fent mm coofie!

Bunsen:
(Hands her one)

Claudia:
(Pinches Neuter)
(Freed, nibbles on cookies)
Mmmm..

ALE-

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Does it again)

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *picks up the note*

Alex: What's that, Bean?

Bean: I dunno. *hands it to Alex*

Sweetums: What's it say?

Alex: Can't tell...... whomever it's from has pretty bad handwriting.....

Sweetums: Oh. What was Claudia yelling about?

Bean: Something about Tony wanting to take Cookie on a date.....

Alex: What the.... Bean, that makes no sense.

Bean: *shrugs*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony walks back to room 24, and paces. He stops, breathes deeply, and knocks on the door. Does it open? If it does...

Tony: Hi, Alex. Um, I was wondering if you would like to go to the Muppet Central awards with me next week. As my date. Um...would you like to?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Eavesdropping)
Shut off that machine, will you?

Bunsen:
No can do.
Doing so will cause a breakdown.

Claudia:
(Shakes head)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *opens the door* Tony, I would gladly go with you to the awards ceremony! Um, why do you seem nervous? And what's this I hear about you wanting to date Cookie Monster?

Sweetums: *across the hall at Claudia's* Hey Big Ears.... you know, you really don't have to eavesdrop.... I don't think it helps.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Opens the door slowly)
Oops? What are you talking about?
Accusing me this way?

(Bumps into a wall as she walks into the hall)
Ouch! Ok ok I was!

Bunsen:
Tsstsst!

Beaker:
MEEEP?
DATE?
MEEMOMWEEE!
(Tackles Tony fiercely)

Bunsen:
Down, Beaker!
Down!

Claudia:
(Blinks)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oh, wow, you'll go with me, Alex? You just made my day! Um, I don't know why I'm nervous...I get like that...oh, and that letter I slipped under your door? Er...I have the real one here. The one I gave you was actually my recipe for chocolate-chip fondue, er...(turns red)...er...kinda embarrassing, heh heh! But...great! Yeah, we'll go together, and have fun!

Oh, and the rumors of me dating Cookie Monster...completely not true! Who spreads these things anyway?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is knocked down by Beaker, and the two wrestle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Whistles)

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!
(Pins him down)

Claudia:
BEAKER!

Bunsen:
Ooo, I vote for the tall one.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Fine, I'll go with the pink thing.